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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 770 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
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so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?