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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8668 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?