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MassCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Catholic beliefs, catholic church, catholic community, Catholic traditions, catholicism, catholics, Church, confession, FAITH, Mass, masscraft, Minecraft, pope, pope francis, Religion, religious faith, religious practices, religious trust, sermons, Server, spirituality, weekly mass

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	1305
Potions Brewed:	153	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old sermons in real life? Do you want to confess your sins to a virtual priest who won’t judge you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for weekly mass where the only thing you’ll be confessing is how much you love playing on our server. Trust us, the Pope has nothing on our virtual clergy. So come on, join us and let’s pray for some epic loot together!

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	7276
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

FuturamaCraft SMP – New Season of Minecraft SMP drops with the ultra relevant concept of mining for future technology!

2028, ai art, animated series, Bender, comedy, Concept, digital art, DROPS, Entertainment, fry, Futurama, FuturamaCraft, Future, future trends, futuristic, Leela, matt groening, Minecraft, Mining, new season, NFT collectibles, nfts, pop culture, Relevant, science fiction, Season, smp, Technology, television, ULTRA

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We got more drama than a season of Futurama, and trust me, it’s gonna be NFT-tastic! Join us as we explore the wild world of blockchain art and AI creations – who knows, maybe Bender will start minting his own NFTs!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so futuristic, we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are low-key plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of NFTs, AI art, and zombie villager revolutions. It’s gonna be a season you won’t want to miss!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

black magic, boundary setting, cancelling plans, Communication Issues, Concert, Conflict Resolution, cover performance, emotional manipulation, estranged sister, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, grandmother, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, mom, MommaDrama, mother-daughter relationship, outfit disagreement, Server, ticket drama, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
New Chunks Explored:	173485	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mom trying to pawn off concert tickets? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time a player built a giant roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava and survive because they were wearing enchanted diamond armor. Or how about the time a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and ended up causing chaos in the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself joined in for a game of hide and seek, only to be outsmarted by a group of sneaky players who tricked him into thinking they were all villagers. It was a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my mom’s last-minute concert plans, come join us for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DadDitchedMC

blended families, custody disputes, DadDitchedMC, emotional well being, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family harmony, family living arrangements, family loyalty, family pressure, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, living preferences, parent-child relationships, Parental authority, personal boundaries, teenage independence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4966
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	1533	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a peaceful oasis away from the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the screaming and yelling of a crowded house and relax in your own virtual paradise.

With plenty of space to build your dream home (without the fear of it being destroyed by cousins), you can create your own peaceful sanctuary. Plus, we have a dedicated area for books and records – something you could never have at your dad’s house with all the noise!

Join now and escape the drama of family arguments and custody battles. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of “real life”. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no one can tell you what to do!

HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	111259
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	885	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Animals Bred:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

attached, Defensive, Destroyed, dog toy, DogToyDrama, expensive toy, favorite toy, Friend, kids will be kids, Minecraft, overreacted, Pay, Replace, ruined, Server, small dog, specific toy, TENSE, Upset, upset dog, upset owner

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3849
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!