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SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

Surprise, serious, internet, forum, BELIEF

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lines between satire and seriousness are blurred beyond recognition! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we take everything to the extreme. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Feel like starting a llama cult? We’ll support you all the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Chicken King, a player who rose to power by challenging all who dared to cross his path to intense chicken dance battles. Will you be the next Chicken King? Only time will tell.

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Embrace the chaos and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

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Crafty20sWasted

Crafty20sWasted, Time management, Decision making, missed opportunities, serious

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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ADHDcraft: SNRI’s & Sedation

medication side effects, serious, Treatment, Symptoms, STUDIES

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world where you can build whatever the heck you want. like, forget about your boring life and come join us for a wild adventure in the land of blocks and pixels.

we got everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server. like, seriously, we have more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at. want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? we got you covered. want to spawn a million creepers and watch the chaos unfold? go for it, dude.

our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we’re always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. you’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. plus, we have the most epic build battles and PvP tournaments you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin. who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way. just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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MineCrafty Mysteries Server

investigation, Evidence, unsolved mystery, Lifetime, solved

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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CreepyCreeperz

Haunting, Grief, Disturbing, death, grim

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most morbidly hilarious lyrics you’ll ever hear – and we’re not talking about music. Join us and experience the twisted world of Minecraft like never before. From creepers singing death metal to skeletons performing a bone-chilling rendition of “Thriller,” you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on, join us if you dare – just don’t blame us if you start hearing ominous whispers in your sleep.

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CraftyQueers – No H8, Just Blocks

perspective, Straight.., CraftyQueers, personal growth, society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is so fabulous, even straight guys are questioning their sexuality! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the gayest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true rainbow-colored love in our pixelated paradise! So come on, join us and let your inner fabulousness shine!

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PlushiePretender Minecraft Server

relationship, serious, Server, Upset, ANNOYED

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner plushie whisperer? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate plushie paradise.

Imagine a world where plushies come to life and demand your attention. Build them cozy homes, take them on adventures, and even have deep conversations with them. Who needs real friends when you have a squad of plushies by your side?

But beware, these plushies have feelings too! They need love, attention, and maybe even a little drama. Will you be the hero they deserve, or will you face the wrath of a neglected plushie army?

Join now and dive into a world where plushies reign supreme and your Minecraft skills are put to the ultimate test. Don’t be a plushie hater, join our server and show these cuddly creatures the love and respect they deserve!

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PartyCraft: Guest List Drama

interacted, #partycraft, 9 month old, attitude, goof off

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about family values and intimate celebrations? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize quality time with loved ones over partying with bros!

Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where only the most important people in your life are invited. Say goodbye to rowdy friends crashing the party and hello to a sweet and heartfelt celebration for your little one.

Forget about beer-fueled shenanigans, we’re all about building relationships and creating memories that will last a lifetime. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s all about love, laughter, and wholesome fun!

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BlockyFamilyDrama

family drama, family dysfunction, serious, shocking behavior, Behavior

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the crazy family antics behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way better than witnessing your uncle try to juggle flaming torches at the family reunion. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

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LifeSucksButNotOnOurMCServer

Despair, depression, Hardships, Obstacles, anger

Tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and forget about all your troubles! Join us and say goodbye to annoying bosses, traffic jams, and bad hair days. Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and endless diamonds? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life now!

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