serious things – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockPartyDrama

Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

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Desperate Steve’s Torture Chamber – Where Even the Blocks Scream!

acknowledgement, blocks, career ending injury, Chamber, delinquent characters, depression, DESPERATE, drooling, ending, hate, love interest, Manga, Message, recognition, Recovery, rival, Rivalry, scream, Spite, starting from zero, Steves, Suffering, Surpassing, torture, unrequited love

Are you tired of feeling like the underdog in love and life? Join our Minecraft server and turn your luck around! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about unrequited love or career-ending injuries. In fact, our rival players will be so impressed by your skills that they’ll be drooling over you instead! Say goodbye to feeling depressed and hello to a world where you always come out on top. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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EarthForgeMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EarthForgeMC! We’re back after shutting down in 2020, and we’re ready for a small-scale comeback.

EarthForgeMC offers a classic lightweight survival experience with a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here.

Explore vast landscapes filled with wilderness and challenges. Build anything you can imagine, from towering castles to intricate redstone creations

.Join us as we rediscover the joy of survival and creativity. EarthForgeMC awaits your adventure – join our community today!

Protected claims Auction house + chest shops + player driven economy Classic survival experience Player warps

It’s been a while since I’ve been back on Minecraft and I wanted a classic survival experience to play. Come and join! – hockeyman0124

play.earthforgemc.com

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CloudWars Network | OP Prison |

cells, CloudWars Network, Cracked, Crates, Discord, Envoys, Events, GKits, java, Kits, Koth, Mines, op prison, Opprison, Prestige, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, Shops, Upgradable Pickaxes

Welcome to CloudWars Network!

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OP Prison info:

– A-Z Mines– Prestige’s up to 100,000– Cells– PvP Arena– Upgradable Pickaxes– Kits– GKits– Events such as KoTH, Envoys, and etc.– Shops– Crates

and so much more.!

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SteezyMC

Adventure, building, Caves, Community, Discord, Exploration, Fortresses, Gaming, Griefprevention, Immersive, Land Protection, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, SteezyMC, Survival, Wilderness

We’re thrilled to welcome you to our brand-new Minecraft server, where the journey begins in a vast world of endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, SteezyMC is the perfect place to call home.

Embark on Your Survival Journey: We will be kicking things off with a familiar favorite- Survival! Spawn in and teleport to the wilderness via the portal at spawn or through the /rtp command. From there you can dive into our immersive survival world, where the only limit is your imagination. From building towering fortresses to exploring hidden caves, there’s always something new to discover. Players will be able to protect their land using claim blocks. If you are unfamiliar with GriefPrevention, help and documentation will be provided in our discord (click here).

play.steezymc.com

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World of Chaos RP – Where everything is broken including our hearts, but at least we have custom weapons and unique skills! Join now!

accessories, BROKEN, Chaos, Characters, collapse, continent, Custom, Factions, FANTASY, fate, Gods, Hearts, Hordes, Immersive, Including, Join, Minecraft, narrative, Races, Roleplay, Server, Skills, storytelling, Undead, Unique, weapons, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions	Cities	World	Role-Playing
The Imeris Entente The Wildchoir	Azuverde Hythe	An enormous custom map with unique wildlife, biomes, and ruins	Character creation, classes, and personalized storylines

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server or visit the website for more information.
What races are available to play?	Dwarves, high-elf, humans, Myriad, halflings, plant-like elves, orcish, and monster-hunting humans.
What are the main cities on the server?	Azuverde and Hythe.
Is there a custom map on the server?	Yes, with unique wildlife mobs, biomes, and ruins.
How does role-playing work on the server?	Players create their characters, choose classes, and engage in immersive storytelling.

GalaxiaMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, community-driven, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Diverse, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Galactic, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Innovative, Interactive, multiplayer, Peaceful, player-driven economy, player-friendly, PvP, Sandbox, socializing, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla, virtual world

Server	Hypixel	GalaxiaMC
Pros	– Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames	– Laid-back, no grief, community-focused server
Cons	– Can be overwhelming for new players due to the large player base and competitive nature	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Hypixel offer?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as SkyWars, BedWars, and more for players to enjoy.

Q: What sets GalaxiaMC apart from other servers?

A: GalaxiaMC prioritizes community and relaxation, providing a laid-back environment for players to enjoy SMP gameplay with friends.

Q: Can I play on Hypixel with both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, Hypixel supports both Java and Bedrock editions for players to join.

Q: Does GalaxiaMC have any special features?

A: GalaxiaMC offers player-oriented plugins to enhance the in-game experience and create a more engaging environment for players.

DubPoopCraft: Where Big Smelly Poopers Await!

Await, big, DubPoopCraft, dubs, get, her.., long trail, pooper, Poopers, see, Smelly, tags

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get dubs to see her big smelly pooper! That’s right, every time you roll doubles, you get a special sneak peek at a giant pooper made out of blocks. It’s the ultimate challenge for all Minecraft players who dare to enter our crazy world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the big smelly pooper!

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Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

banter, blocky, culture, East London, england, Food, football, Green Street, Green.., History, landmarks, London, Londyn, Markets, park, premier league, restaurants, shopping, Stadium, tourism, travel, Upton, Upton Park, West Ham United

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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Anonchama’s Blocky Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, Anonchamas, blocky, CHANGE, desire, determination, empowerment, encouragement, Help, intervention, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resistance, salvation, Save, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, Support, transformation, WILLINGNESS

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.

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TNT & Banter Server: Let’s Blow Stuff Up and Chat About TBS

banter, BLOW, Broadcast, cable network, Celebrities, Chat, comedy, comedy central, Entertainment, humor, interviews, late night, late-night talk show, Lets, Media, pop culture, Server, Stuff, talk show, talk show format, Talk show host, TBS, television industry, television network, television programming, Tnt, TV series

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because TBS is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re just misunderstood dancers, really).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, that’s so last season).

So why wait? Join TBS today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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