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STIcraft: Water Bottle Revenge

amusement park, Apology, BOTTLE, consequences, Cranky guests, emergency, extra cash, family, Family scare, Lesson, Mouth herpes, prank, Revenge, Safety restraints, Serious STI, split opinions., STI, STIcraft, Summer holidays, theft, Ticket checking, Tired guests, Water, Water Bottle

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pranks to a whole new level! Just like the time I pranked a family at an amusement park by pretending to have mouth herpes to teach them a lesson about stealing water bottles.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server?

So come on, hop on board and join the fun! Just remember, anything goes in this world of madness and mayhem. See you there!

Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

aggressor, Conflict, Crisis, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	967582	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we push war into the aggressor’s territory just like Zelensky! we have crazy battles and intense PvP action that will make your head spin like a chicken on a rollercoaster! join us and become a warrior in the virtual world, fighting for glory and honor (and maybe some diamonds too)! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show everyone who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of blocky adventures!

Memento SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Votes:	6800
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to play.mementosmp.com! Start in a stunning spawn and dive into unique features like custom enchantments, exciting crates, and 20 custom menus. Face off against unique mobs, complete 70 quests, and customize your experience with tool skins and emotes. Enjoy streamlined repairs, adopt pets, and trade items. Explore diverse biomes, mine resources, and tackle thrilling dungeons. Join us for endless adventures and a vibrant community!

play.mementosmp.com:50631

Edge of the Forest

1.18.2, CONTENT, content creators, Creators, Economy, Edge of the Forest, Empire, Faction, Factions, java, lone wolf, Minecraft, Peace, power, PvE, PvP, roleplayer, roleplayers, Server, shadows, Streamer, Streamers, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Votes:	6602
Dimension Hops:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

You’ve reached the Edge of the Forest – A brand NEW Factions server!

⇨ Create your own Faction! Forge Alliances! ⇨ Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your new Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Faction striving to achieve Peace!

With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!

Server Version: Java 1.18.2 Whitelist: No

edgeoftheforest.apexmc.co

V For Vodka – Where the Only Thing Getting Reset Is Our Sobriety!

border, Chat, Cheating, Community, Dedicated, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, moderated, permanent ban, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Sobriety, temp ban, Vanilla, Vodka, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info

World Border	30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	No
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	Not allowed (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Minecraft server: /gw2g/ – Mine Wars 2: The Blockening

Blockening, BUILD, currencies, Daily Checklist, Elitepvpers, FAQs, festival of the four winds, Guild Wars 2, Guilds, gw2 efficiency, gw2 general, gw2g, Homesteads, latest news, Latest Patch, lol butts edition, Minecraft, OW Farming, Poor, PvP rewards, Resources, Salvaging, Server, Speed Relics, Swimsuits, Update history, Wars, wizard vault weeklies, wvw restructuring, wvw rewards

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	7636	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Shadowed by a Killer Design

Appearance, beauty, Competition, creativity, design, discrimination, empowerment, envy, fashion, Gender Roles, girly fag, Individuality, injustice, Killer, killer design, Lord, Minecraft, overshadowed, poor girl, Shadowed, smp, society, Stereotypes, Struggle, talent

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Votes:	5860
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your girly fag of a lord on other servers? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where poor girls with killer designs reign supreme! Take on epic building challenges, conquer dungeons filled with sparkly unicorns, and show off your fabulous fashion sense in our virtual runway shows. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, join us today and become the queen bee of the server!

NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

VintageVillagers

baby names, baby naming trends, classic names, historical names, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, older names, outdated names, rare names, timeless names, traditional baby names, traditional names, traditional naming, uncommon names, unique names, unpopular baby names, unpopular names, unpopular vintage names, vintage names, VintageVillagers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!