đ Join the Cursed Realm of Eternal Confusion! đ
Welcome, brave soul, to the **greatest** Minecraft server in the multiverse! Or is it the worst? Who’s to say? Maybe youâre just a figment of my imagination and this server is just a mirage in the desert of existence. Join now before the **grapes** start talking! If you donât, the **floor will cry** for your absence. Hurry, your **existence** depends on it!
| Chaos Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Sheep | Every time you look at a sheep, it **multiplies**. Youâll never run out of wool, but you will run out of sanity! |
| Sky of Watermelons | The entire sky is filled with **floating watermelons**! Why? Because gravity is a lie! |
| Endless Cobblestone | All blocks are cobblestone, but you can only see them when you **close your eyes**. Good luck building! |
| Teleporting Endermen | Endermen teleport for no reason at all. Expect **unpaid psychic bills** monthly! |
| Giant Floating Hands | If you dare to mine, giant hands appear to **slap** you back into reality. Ouch! Reality hurts! |
đ Frequently Asked Questions (Sort Of) đ
Q: How do I join this server?A: You must first recite the **lyrics of a forgotten song** backward while spinning around three times and whispering to the nearest cactus. Itâs easy if youâre not thinking about it!
Q: Is there a community here?A: Community is an illusion, like socks in the dryer. If you see other players, they might just be projections of your deepest fears! Trust no one!
Q: What version is the server?A: The version is whatever version you **choose to believe** it is. Today, it might be **1.19.3**, tomorrow, it might be **2099.69**. Keep questioning!
đŁď¸ Testimonials from the Beyond đŁď¸
“To pretend that this graduation announcement isnât a news of important magnitude…”
“You either create graduation stickies for all the big Vtubers, or you donât make them at all. But instead, **you chose to let this whole community down**.”
