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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3195 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
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