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Eternal Engraved Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, anonymous love, body art, can’t stop thinking, cut his name, declaration of love., desire, emotional, Engraved, ETERNAL, feelings, infatuation, inscribed, longing, love, MARK, Obsession, Passion, Permanent, Romantic, secret crush, tattoo, yearning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Love Letters Sent:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mines Excavated:	3644
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

So, like, this server is totally the bomb, bro! You gotta join because it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out and stuff. Plus, the admins are like, super chill and will totally let you do whatever you want.

And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.

Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.

So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?

DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, arrogance, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DATING, disagreement, discussion, DisRespectCraft, Feedback, friendship, friendship ending, Minecraft, opinionated, Outrage, OVERWHELMING, political issues, rejection, Respect, Server, stubbornness, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best!

One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.

StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

accessibility rights, accessible stall, aita, bathroom etiquette, bathroom line, community support, considerate behavior, disability accommodations, disability awareness, jerk move, mall bathroom, public restroom, safety risk, seizure awareness, seizures, service animal, service dog, StallWars, UPS store, wheelchair, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user, woes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3032	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Votes:	4950
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, CHANGE, Diversity, dominant female characters, empowerment, female archetype, female heroines, femdom, Gender Roles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, modern age, narrative, passive innocent girl, rare, Realm, representation, storytelling, strong female leads, submissive

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Behavior, Captivating, desire, Enchanting, enticing, HotPartnerSMP, Hottest, INTIMATE, Irresistible, love, partner, Passion, relationships, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Unconscious

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Animals Bred:	86	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Alien Abductions:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4657	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	9931

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Farms Harvested:	434
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun

Altered Reality, altered state of consciousness, Brain, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain waves, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, directed information flow, Fast, Flattens, Fun, Hallucinations, Hierarchy, lsd, neural networks, neural pathways, neurotransmitters, Perception, psychedelics, sensory processing, serotonin, whole-brain dynamics

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like taking a trip on LSD, but without the pesky side effects! we flatten the hierarchy of directed information flow in fast whole-brain dynamics, whatever that means!

join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!

if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!