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DepressoVibesMC SMP

Bleak, DEPRESSING, DepressoVibesMC, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, dismal, doleful, downhearted, Forlorn, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, lugubrious, Melancholy, sad, smp, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, Tragedy, woeful

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EgoCraft: Know Thyself

EgoCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, thyself

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Are you ready to unleash your inner unicorn ninja warrior princess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to ride a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

child abuse, child sex trafficking, CraftyPinoyPimp, crime, criminal charges, cross-border crime, Exploitation, Extradite, extradition, extradition laws, extradition process, extradition treaty, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Pastor, Philippines, sexual exploitation, trafficking, united states

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2700	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Votes:	3443
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Lickin’ Cat Butt – The Minecraft Server

Animals, Behavior, BIZARRE, butt, butt licking, cat, Feline, funny, Grooming, habits, humor, hygiene, Lickin, licking, Life, Minecraft, odd, pet care, Pets, quirky, Server, strange, Tongue, weird

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1077	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	777526

join our epic minecraft server where the cats are the true rulers and butt licking is a way of life. if you want to be part of a community where butt licking is celebrated and encouraged, then this is the server for you.

we have a special butt licking competition every week where the winner gets a diamond block and a special butt licking cape.

our spawn area is a giant litter box where you can find rare items hidden in the poop.

come join us and let your inner cat out to play. butt licking has never been so fun!

Doc Harassment Zone

Doc, DOCTORS, female doctors, gender bias, gender discrimination, Harassment, Healthcare, healthcare industry, Internal Medicine Journal, International, male doctors, medical professionals, Patients, research, review, sexual harassment, statistics, study, survey, workplace harassment, workplace safety, Zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server cuz we have doctors getting sexually harassed by patients! it’s like a soap opera but in block form! watch as the drama unfolds and the creepers explode in the background. with over 50% of female doctors affected, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come build your own hospital and see if you can avoid the unwanted advances of your pixelated patients. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places. join now for a medical adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Pezzy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	8957	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Pezzy is a talented musician and rapper known for his unique flow and lyricism. Hailing from Detroit, he has quickly made a name for himself in the hip-hop scene with his energetic performances and introspective tracks. Pezzy continues to push boundaries with his music, earning respect from fans and critics alike.

What servers are similar to Mineage ?

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Buildings Constructed:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Some servers that offer similar experiences to Mineage include:

1. TheArchon – Known for its intense PvP gameplay and factions system, TheArchon is a popular choice for players who enjoy competitive gameplay and raiding.

2. CosmicPvP – This server features unique custom enchants, custom plugins, and a space-themed world for players to explore and conquer.

3. PvPWars – With a focus on PvP and factions gameplay, PvPWars offers a variety of custom features and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

4. VeltPvP – This server offers classic factions gameplay with a focus on PvP combat and raiding. Players can grind and build their bases while also engaging in intense battles with other factions.

5. ManaCube – Featuring a wide range of game modes including factions, Skyblock, and survival, ManaCube offers a diverse and immersive Minecraft experience for players of all types.

No matter which server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging community to join and explore.

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MonlexSMP

Brazil, Clans, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Minecraft, MonlexSMP, portugal, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Votes:	7859
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Survival server with custom map and clans!

On discord we have players from Portugal and Brazil!

You are welcome on our server!

monlexsmp.giize.com:25568

Elemental SMP: The Modded Misadventures of Survival PvE, Now with ATM9!

{groundlevel}, {systemadmin}, Atm9, collaboration, CommunityBuilding, Discord, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Forge, Launch, Longevity, Minecraftdevelopment, Misadventures, Modded, newseason, Preparing, PvE, smp, successfulseason, Suggestions, Survival, Towns, Trading, Whitelist, Whitelisted, wipe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8548	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Overview

Server Type	Modded Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, longevity
Economy	Fully functioning with emphasis on trading
Player-Made Towns	Yes, existing towns and option to create new ones
Launch Status	Preparing for new season, launching within the week
Modpack	ATM9 (Subject to change)

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do so by joining our Discord server and following the instructions there.

2. What is the server focus?

Our server focuses on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We encourage players to work together and create a lasting community.

3. Is there an economy on the server?

Yes, we have a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with other players to build everyone up.

4. Can I create my own town on the server?

Absolutely! You can join an existing town or forge your own path by creating your own town within the server.

5. When is the next season launching?

We are currently preparing for our next season and plan to launch within the week. Stay tuned for updates on the exact launch date.

6. What is the server modpack?

Our current modpack is ATM9, but this is subject to possible change. Join our community to participate in discussions about the modpack.

LOL Minecraft Server – “You Will Not Replace Us”

Alt-Right, anti-fascism, chuds, controversial, get rekt, HAHAHaha.., Hate Speech, humor, internet trolling, lol, Minecraft, nazi, online culture, political extremism, Provocative, Replace, resistance, satire, seethe, Server, social commentary, White Supremacy, YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	155
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything goes!

Join us and watch as Nazi chuds get absolutely wrecked by our epic community of players. They’ll be seething with rage as they try to keep up with our insane building competitions and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry as you witness the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen.