First off, did you know that the date September 11 was totally planned because the number 11 looks like those two towers? Mind blown, right? Well, on this server, we have a special event every year on September 11 where we build giant towers and then blow them up for funsies. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of all time – the Derpy Pigasaurus! Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Derpy Pigasaurus, it will grant you three wishes. And no, we’re not talking about regular wishes like a million diamonds or unlimited cake. We’re talking about wishes like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe. It’s totally legit, I swear!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your stuff 24/7. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Good luck getting past them!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you there, adventurer!
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got resources galore, Free Companies that will make you feel like royalty, and Linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.
But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, The Rising, is going to blow your mind with epic quests and rewards that will have you coming back for more. So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit in Minecraft, but who’s counting?).
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our community is so tight-knit, we once defeated the Ender Dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs.
We have free companies that rival the most powerful guilds in all of gaming history. Our linkshells are so magical, they can teleport you straight to the Nether in a blink of an eye.
And don’t even get me started on The Rising event happening from August 27th to September 11th. Rumor has it, if you complete all the challenges, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got free diamonds for all new members, because why not? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). Let’s do this, midie gang!
Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? Look no further! Our server has it all, including a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else.
Don’t miss out on our upcoming event, “The Rising” (August 27th to September 11th). Rumor has it that the rarest mob in the game will make an appearance, dropping exclusive loot that will make your friends green with envy.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our meetup on August 31st at the Wolves Den Pier. We’ll be hosting a “Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother!” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for ultimate bragging rights. It’s going to be a bloodbath of epic proportions!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, posting in this thread means you are fiddie owned. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Join us for The Rising event where you can participate in crazy activities like Let’s Kill Eachother Meetup at Wolves Den Pier. Who will be the last one standing?
We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind, like the Murderous Twins X event where you can team up with a friend and wreak havoc on the server.
Don’t miss out on the patch notes (7.05) where we introduce new features that will make your Minecraft experience even more insane.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Just remember, posting in this thread means you are officially part of the madness.