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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8944 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7393 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.