CheeseSMP Server Info
CheeseSMP is your classic Minecraft survival server where players peacefully build together. No PvP allowed in the wilderness, so you can relax and create without worry. For those looking for a challenge, there is a separate PvP arena available for epic battles.
Join CheeseSMP today and start crafting your own adventure!
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So, there’s this couple, right? They’ve been together for like forever, but their relationship is as dry as a desert. They decide to move back in with their parents to work on themselves, but here’s the kicker – they have two cats, Mocha and Coffee Bean. Mocha is attached to the dude, but the chick ain’t having it. Why, you ask? Because his mom’s house is a literal garbage dump! Like, knee-deep in trash, rotting food, spiders, and cockroaches. Can you imagine poor Mocha living in that mess? No way, Jose!
But wait, there’s more! The dude gets all overwhelmed when Mocha wants attention. He yells, he locks her out of rooms, he’s a mess. Meanwhile, the chick is a cat whisperer. She gives treats, she plays, she’s the ultimate cat mom. And guess what? The cats are legally hers! So, when she refuses to let him take Mocha, all hell breaks loose.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than this cat drama, then hop on board! We’ve got virtual cats, virtual drama, and virtual chaos waiting for you. Don’t be a square, join us now!
Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!
So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.
We take recycling so seriously that we have a whole mini-game dedicated to sorting trash and recycling in Minecraft. And if you don’t recycle, well, let’s just say the Ender Dragon won’t be the only one breathing fire in your direction.
So come join us on this server where even the skeletons are green with envy at our commitment to recycling. And remember, if you don’t recycle, you might just end up like my sister – a trashy player who couldn’t handle the heat of our eco-friendly community.
Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?
So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!
Join our server and experience the ultimate in accommodation comfort, where you can build your own mansion with as many bathrooms as you desire. No need to worry about increasing Airbnb costs or sharing a bathroom with strangers – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is the laughter and fun with our friendly community of players.
So say goodbye to awkward bathroom encounters and hello to a stress-free vacation on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your dream bathroom today!
imagine this: u meet a cute player in the game and u wanna have some casual fun, but then u start catchin’ feelings and u wanna build a whole castle together. well, on this server, u can do both! u can have ur casual flings AND ur long-term relationships all in one place. it’s like a romantic rollercoaster, dude.
so come join us on this crazy server where relationship desires are all over the place. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
| Features |
|---|
| Wide and lovely spawn area |
| Events |
| Nations |
| Consensual wars |
| Spawn minigames |
| Active mods |
| Map download every end season |
| Lore & Easter eggs |
Disclaimer: The Minecraft server is combined with our already existing anime discord server, but we keep the communities separated. We also highly prefer mature individuals.
Join us here: https://discord.gg/kpHp398B
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server vanilla SMP? | Yes, it is a pure vanilla SMP server for Bedrock edition. |
| Are there any specific rules or guidelines? | Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fairness and a positive community environment. Be sure to check them out in the Discord server. |
| Can I participate in events and wars? | Absolutely! The server encourages community engagement through events and consensual wars between nations. |
| How often are map downloads provided? | Map downloads are provided at the end of each season for players to explore and keep for their own enjoyment. |
| Do I need to be a part of the anime Discord server to join? | While the Minecraft server is linked to the anime Discord server, the communities are kept separate. Feel free to join if you’re interested in both! |
| Server Name | New Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Version | MCPE 0.8.1 |
| Plugins | Allows creation of separate worlds for multiplayer |
| Access | By invitation only |
To request your own world for multiplayer, simply leave a request in the channel on the discord server provided.
No, the server is only accessible to invited players to ensure a controlled and friendly environment.
Yes, players need to be approved and added to the whitelist before they can join the server.
You will need the Minecraft Pocket Edition version 0.8.1 to connect to the server.
The server can accommodate a certain number of players per world to avoid overcrowding and maintain a smooth gaming experience.