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Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre comment, burger, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culinary insult, culinary mystery, Food, food confusion, food critique, hamburgers, insult, Minecraft, Mystery, pussy, Server, strange, strange flavor, strange food, strange taste, Taste, unusual insult

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

StompCraft SMP: Serbia Edition

authoritarian regime, BALKANS, belgrade, carpet bomb, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Edition, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international relations, mass destruction, military aggression, NATO intervention, political conflict, protest, Serbia, smp, Stomp Serbia, StompCraft, Vučić, War Crimes, WARFARE, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	179

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we take on the role of international spies trying to stop Vučić from developing weapons of mass destruction in Serbia.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	463	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	215
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	3749

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	8683
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

3rd, abyss, CN supply, Concept Animation, Dimming Shadows, Edition, Event, Fading Dreams, hig, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Impact, Jovial Deception, Legend of the Seven Shus, MA cycles, Minecraft, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowdimmer, Shattered Swords VN, smp, SMPHonkaiCraft, Summertime Reminiscences, Venerable Seven Shus

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Votes:	2947	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	8761
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Potions Brewed:	112	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.