so like, u know how canadians r all polite and stuff, eh? well, turns out 85% of them don’t wanna join the usa, like who would wanna leave their maple syrup and hockey behind, right? so instead, they all decided to join this EPIC minecraft server where they can build igloos and ride polar bears all day long. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to tim horton’s for all the double double lovers out there. come join us, eh? it’s gonna be a real poutine party!
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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NostalgiaCraft – Presently Appreciated!
remember when you were a kid and played minecraft for the first time? well, this server will make you feel like a kid again, but with a twist! we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and llamas that can breakdance better than you ever could.join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you question your sanity. build a house out of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers. the possibilities are endless on this server!
plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft server ever created!
IP: cheesehouse.unicornparty.minecraftlolz
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Old Geezer Young Whippersnapper
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where we got all the crazy shenanigans you could ever want!We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Clucky! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s lit, fam!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. True story!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, the statements “I miss the old Steve” and “I miss the young Alex” mean the exact same thing on our server. It’s a mind-blowing revelation, bro!
Server IP: RainbowUnicornVolcano.About.Clucky
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LibsCraft: Trumped Up Fortune
LOL, U WANNA ESCAPE TRUMP? COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT A WHOLE LAND OF CANADA FOR U TO EXPLORE AND FORGET ABOUT THAT ORANGE DUDE! OUR LIBERALS ARE SO POPULAR CUZ THEY BUILT A GIANT IGLOO THAT SHOOTS OUT FREE POUTINE EVERY HOUR! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE RESISTANCE AGAINST TRUMP, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #CANADIANPRIDE #POUTINEPARTY #TRUMPSUCKS
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ValentineVillain in Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, like, this Minecraft SMP is totally the place to be for Valentine’s Day! Like, we have a secret love potion that makes all the players fall in love with each other and build heart-shaped houses together. And, like, if you find a special Valentine’s Day diamond in the mines, you get a special date with the server owner who is secretly Cupid in disguise. It’s, like, totally romantic and stuff. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you kiss a creeper on Valentine’s Day, it turns into a cute little heart-shaped pet that follows you around and explodes with love instead of TNT. So, like, come join us for the most romantic and explosive Valentine’s Day ever! 💖💥 #LoveIsInTheAir #MinecraftValentineMadness
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Crafty Car Mike R.
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw epic raves every night. and don’t even get me started on the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. plus, if you name your car “Mike R.” on this server, you gotta talk to him like he’s your bffl or else he’ll drive off without you. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything goes!
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NostalgicCraft2016
Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!
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WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!
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NoParentsAllowedFuneral
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
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ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP
Are you tired of adulting and longing for the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can relive your childhood memories in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).