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CreepyCrawlyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where spiders and ants have deep thoughts and chatbots are dumb as rocks! u can build a house with spider friends and have intellectual debates with the ants. who needs AI when u have insects with wisdom beyond their years? join now for a mind-blowing experience unlike any other! -
FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and misunderstandings, just like in the story of Mary and Lyla.Imagine a world where skittles are mistaken for drugs, leading to police involvement and family turmoil. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?
Join us now and see if you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics, teenage drama, and questionable intentions. Will you be the hero who brings peace to the family, or will you stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!
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YouthfulGranny Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world full of zoomers? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the Fountain of Youth! That’s right, just by joining our server, you will instantly feel like a spry young whippersnapper again. Say goodbye to those aching joints and hello to endless energy for mining and building!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Warp Portal, where you can travel back in time to relive your glory days of playing Minecraft for the first time. Remember when creepers used to scare the pants off you? Well, get ready to experience that heart-pounding fear all over again!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn back the clock on feeling old. Who needs a time machine when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?
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CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
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BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??! -
SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!
SpudCraft Minecraft Server Overview: SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community. Season: Seventh season launched on July 5th Website: https://map.spudcraft.org/ FAQ
What is SpudCraft? SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community. What does SpudCraft offer? - Trust-based diamond economy system
- /spawn command for easy return to spawn
- Simple voice chat mod
- Essential datapacks for vanilla experience
- 15-year-old age requirement
- Kind, mature, and interactive community
- Collaborative build projects and events
- BlueMap for world exploration
- Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft? SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old. How can I join SpudCraft? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe -
SluttyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.
And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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CryptoCraft SMP – “HODLing Blocks: Minecraft SMP”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We once had a player who bought a diamond pickaxe for $2.5 and suddenly became the richest player on the server. Legend has it that they never looked back and lost track of time, spending hours upon hours mining for more precious diamonds.But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a group of friendly creepers who will trade with you for emeralds. Join us on this wild ride and let us redpill you on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!