Sentencing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

plot foiled, security measures, Teen, sentences, Legal System

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PutinCraft: Sentence15yrold 5yrs

PutinCraft, protest, youth activism, criticism, justice system

So like, u know how in Minecraft u can build stuff and like, do whatever u want? well, this server is like that but on crack, bro. like, imagine if Putin was a Minecraft character and u could like, fight him in a battle to the death.

Join this server and u can be part of the resistance against the evil Putin regime. u can build secret underground bases, gather resources to fund the rebellion, and recruit other players to join ur cause.

But be careful, cuz if u get caught by the Putin loyalists, u might end up like that 15-year-old schoolboy, sentenced to 5 years in a virtual Minecraft prison.

So come join us on this epic adventure and help us take down the tyrannical Putin empire once and for all! #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRebellion

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CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer

Justice, transferring money, punishment, Legal, money laundering

come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

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PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

legal proceedings, PenalColonyCraft, crime, judicial system, russia

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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KosherCraft Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, assault, London, criminal justice, avoids prison

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

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grenade7ruskillz23

comrades, military justice, Sentence, Conflict, Justice

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades.

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Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

judicial system, crime, legal consequences, law enforcement, punishment guidelines

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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PrisonCraft: Where Drumpf Goes to Jail Today!

investigation, Today, Accountability, consequences, Downfall

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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CraftyLand: Where Pixels Rule, Free Builds, Noobs Welcome! #LandOfTheFree #MinecraftMadness

trigger, CraftyLand, young person, consequences, DAUGHTER

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous things can happen! Join now and experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Are you looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore? Well, look no further because we have it all! Plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to witness some mind-blowing events like school shooters’ parents getting a 15-year prison sentence for giving their son a gun as a Christmas present.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine the drama when the boy, who received the gun as a gift, actually used it for a school shooting. Talk about a plot twist! And don’t even get us started on the school girl’s mother who lost her daughter in the tragic event – she definitely had some choice words for the boys’ parents.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest stories that only Minecraft can offer. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will unfold next!

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StepmomSuxInheritLOL

Estate, Siblings, RESPONSIBILITY, StepmomSuxInheritLOL, shared

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Imagine a world where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your base, only to have it destroyed by your fellow players in the most creative ways possible. It’s like a never-ending prank war that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing inheritance. Play detective as you navigate through family drama, deceit, and betrayal to claim what is rightfully yours. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who takes it all?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama?

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