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RedCrossCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have german red cross workers getting sentenced to death in belarus as our admins! why? because we love chaos and drama! watch as they try to build their way out of their death sentence while dodging creepers and zombies! it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like our server! plus, we have a special event where players can reenact the trial and decide the fate of the worker themselves! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience! -
KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.
oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.
so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
MeTooMineCraftPrison
so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together! -
PrisonCraftIranian
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the perfect place for u! come join our server where u can build, mine, and troll to ur heart’s content!we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!
join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!
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CraftyPersianJailbird18.5
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
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Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rolling fake trucks down hills can make you a billionaire! Join us and experience the thrill of being sued by your neighbors for flying a helicopter to your mansion. But don’t worry, even if you get sentenced to 4 years in prison, you can still manage your company and replace the board of directors from behind bars. Who needs freedom when you have virtual power and endless possibilities on our server? Join now and start living the absurdly luxurious life you never knew you needed! -
BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.