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Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols

banter, Bigotry, blocky, controversial topics, derogatory language, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Land, lols, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial division, racial epithets, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial insensitivity, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	1192	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pakicraft: Where Minecraft meets the unexpected!

Adventure, Architecture, beauty, Breathtaking, culture, discovery, Diversity, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, landscapes, meets, Minecraft, Mountains, Pakicraft, Pakistan, South Asia, Stunning, tourism, travel, unexpected, vibrant, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated Pakistan in all its blocky glory! Explore the majestic mountains, bustling cities, and lush forests of this virtual land. But be warned, creepers are known to roam the streets of Karachi and zombies have taken over Lahore!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a virtual camel through the deserts of Balochistan, or build your own floating palace in the skies above Islamabad. Want to see what the K2 mountain looks like up close? Just hop on our server and start climbing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Pakistan like never before – just watch out for those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at you while you’re trying to admire the view!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

#AmanogawaShiina, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #HakushikaIori, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KanekoLumi, #LiaAshelia, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #UtataneNasa, Adventure, blocky, Crafty, McCraftface, PCG, PhaseConnect, Ultimate

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a world filled with hilarious characters and outrageous adventures!

Join us on this server where you can team up with the legendary Lia “The Ashelia” who can build a castle out of diamonds in seconds! Or how about hanging out with Utatane Nasa, the master of falling asleep while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle against the fearsome Hakushika Iori, who can summon a herd of creepers with just a snap of her fingers? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, who can ride a blaze like it’s a pony?

And don’t even get us started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Tenma Maemi, the queen of pranking other players by turning their houses into giant cakes! Or how about joining forces with Pipkin Pippa, the magical fairy who can make your inventory overflow with enchanted golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creepers and Gatekeepers: Where Minecraft meets Baldur’s Gate rules – but with more explosions!

Adventure, Baldur’s Gate 1, Baldur’s Gate 2, Baldurs, baldurs gate, character creation, classic, Combat, computer games, Crafty, CREEPERS, dungeons and dragons, Exploration, explosions, FANTASY, gameplay, Gate, Gatekeepers, learning, Magic, meets, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, rules, strategy, Tactics, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t have rules, we have suggestions. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest!

Join our server and embark on a quest to learn the rules of Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…but with a twist! Instead of reading a boring manual, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens, exploding creepers, and a dragon that only speaks in riddles. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but in Minecraft form!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs rules when you have chaos?

Airborne Blockheads

air contaminants, air pollution, air pollution control, air pollution effects, air quality, air quality standards, air toxins, airborne, Blockheads, breathing problems, environmental concerns, environmental impact, Fog, health effects, lung health, Pollutants, pollution control, respiratory health, respiratory issues, respiratory system, smog, smog alert

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6213
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

2013, 37 years ago, BoomerCraft, CREEPERS, looking back, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, Reminiscing, Scary, time awareness, time flies, time measurement, time nostalgia, time passing, time passing quickly, time perception, time perspective, time reflection, time travel, time warp, where did time go, Years

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural perceptions, Diplomacy, fear, fear of change, fear of influence, fear of the other, fear of the unknown, Fearlessly, Fun, global politics, historical tensions, international relations, Japan, JapanophobiaCraft, Minecraft, misconceptions, national identity, prejudice, Server, societal fears, Stereotypes, wartime history, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BELIEF, deity, Divine, Ear, EarGods, Epic, GOD, god of communication, god of hearing, god of listening, god of perception, god of sound, legend, Minecraft, Myth, Mythology, Religion, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9535
Animals Bred:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Attack, ATTACKED, Australia, breaking news, Chaos, CREEPERS, current events, fear, georgia, Georgian parliament, Government, Incident, International, Live, News, ParliamentCraft, Politics, Second guy, SECURITY, Speech, Tread, Unrest, violence, world events

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Enchantments Applied:	267
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, Adventures, anime adaptation, blocky, chat stamps, conquest guides, discussion, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, fanbook, Fans, games, high res art, japanese games, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, Steam, TARO, Taros, translation, Voice of Cards, Yoko, yoko taro

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4429	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	223
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Emeralds Found:	4973
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.