Sentence Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKhanJailTime

14 years, Accountability, Corruption, corruption case, Court, CraftyKhanJailTime, defence lawyer, Ex-Pakistan, Imprisonment, Imran Khan, Jail, Justice, leader, Legal, Pakistan, pm, Politics, Ruling, scandal, Sentence, sentenced

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol imagine a world where the ex-Pakistan PM Imran Khan is actually a secret Minecraft player who got caught up in corruption in the game! Join our server and you might just uncover some scandalous secrets while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knew virtual block building could lead to real-life jail time? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

I GET IT Minecraft Server

anxiety, Get it, HOLY SHIT, long tail tags, Minecraft, please, Sentence, Server, stop using, Theme, Word, yes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	1345	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anxiety-inducing experience! Join us if you want to feel your heart race as you navigate through treacherous mazes filled with jump scares and deadly traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Dragon, a creature so terrifying that even the bravest players have been known to wet their pants at the mere sight of it. Defeat the Anxiety Dragon and earn the title of Anxiety Slayer, a prestigious honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of anxiety like never before. Just make sure to bring a change of underwear, you’re gonna need it!

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

Attackers, Charlie Hebdo, extremism, French, ISLAMIC STATE, jihad, Jihadist, Life, life in prison, PIXEL, radicalization, Sentence, sentenced, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism plot, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism sentencing hearing, terrorism suspects, terrorism trial

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

blocks, brain cells, cognition, Communication, concept cells, he, hippocampus, image, Language, linking, Memory, Minds.., name.., neurology, neuroscience, palooza, person, Pronoun, Pronouns, research, Sentence, She, study, Tracking

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	4387
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Convict Network: Where breaking blocks gets you a life sentence. Join us now in version 1.20.4 on the Whitelist server!

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, blocks, BREAKING, Communication, Community, Convict, Development, Discord, Enjoyable, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, Insights, Join, Launch, Life, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Sentence, Server, Smooth, sneak peeks, Store, Updates, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Server Information
Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Discord: https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork – For sneak peeks, updates and player feedback Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the server IP?: The server IP is play.convictnetwork.com
What version is the server on?: The server is currently on version 1.20.4
What gamemode does the server offer?: The server offers the Skyblock gamemode
How can I join the server?: You can join by connecting to play.convictnetwork.com in Minecraft
How can I provide feedback to the server?: You can join the Network Discord at https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork to provide feedback

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

blocky, Capital Punishment, Court, crime, criminal justice, criminal law, death, death penalty, incarceration, judge, judicial system, Justice, law, Legal System, Life, life sentence, long tail tag, Prison, punishment, Sentence, sentencing, WORST

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

BBCNewsAnchorMCServer

ANCHOR, BBC, BBC news anchor, BBCNewsAnchorMCServer, child pornography, children, criminal charges, former, images of children, indecent images, indecent images of children, legal consequences, media scandal, News, Phone, phone images, prominent, Sentence, suspended, suspended sentence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2163	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got this former BBC news dude, right, and he’s like, totally obsessed with indecent images of children on his phone. But get this, he only got a suspended sentence! Like, what even is that? Anyway, come join our server for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find some scandalous secrets along the way. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5911	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ores Mined:	8830	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

MineCorpPenalty

Accountability, assets, consequences, corporate responsibility, Corporations, crime, criminal behavior, equality, financial penalties, fines, Guilty, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, law, Legal System, MineCorpPenalty, Prison, punishment, Sentence, societal impact, white collar crime

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4626
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	7434	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

1:500, 1.20.6, age, baseline, Compare, comparison, Competition, data analysis, ELO Thread, Experience, highest rating, leaderboard, luminous, male players, number of women, Player Base, Rating, Realm, relationships, sex, statistics, straight male, Thread

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	272195
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

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