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EhCraft: Drone Drama

athletes, Canadians, Competition, consequences, controversy, disciplinary action, Drama, drone, drone incident, EhCraft, embarrassing situation, expulsion, international event, national pride, Olympic team, REMOVED.., repercussions.., rules violation, sent home, sports news, Sportsmanship, Team Canada, Tokyo 2020

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	7038	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

Accuracy, Adventures, anatomy, blocky, body image, Bone, bone pressed, boner, comparison, Confidence, dick size, Insecurity, length, Measurement, Medical, method, penis, Pressed, question.., real, real size, research, self esteem, SIZE, size matters, study, Technique

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	6966	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	2614	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

anxiety, Captives, Crafty, Crisis, cry for help, depression, DESPERATE, Holding, Hostage, hostage situation, internet culture, ISOLATION, lol, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, Online Community, plea for attention, self harm, social media, suicidal thoughts, Support, validation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	138	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8120	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, explosions, tea

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Crafty Crisis Crew

close call, Communication, community support, Crafty, CREW, Crisis, Crisis averted, crisis communication, crisis management., crisis response, disaster prevention, emergency response, Grateful, online presence, problem solving, Quick Thinking, Relief, safety first, sayusyn, social media, SunKenjiVT, teamwork, thankful, twitter

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1530	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	275	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

Alarming, BLOCK, CasualCraft, casualization, coding, Community, console gamers, drivers, Fruitful, Gaming Community, Install, Mentality, Mods, pc gamers, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, PC gaming culture, PC gaming history, reddit, ruined, Ruining, Stronger, Time, zoomers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

Asia, asian, Country, culture, Democracy, DesiCraft, Economy, Global, Government, India, influence, Military, Minecraft, Narendra Modi, now.., Politics, Population, power, rules, South Asia, SUPERPOWER, Technology, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	3001	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

InsomniaCraft

abandonment, break up, can’t sleep, Despair, emotional turmoil, Escape, ghosted, HEARTBREAK, InsomniaCraft, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long distance, longing, lost love, pewdiepie, Sadness, Self Discovery, self reflection, unfulfilled dreams, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Crops Grown:	3685	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of real life drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape all that and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us for unlimited adventures and endless fun as you explore our vast and wacky world. Build your dream castle, tame a dragon, or even ride a unicorn – the possibilities are endless!

Forget about your ghosting ex and the wife you’ll never have, because on our server, you can create your own happy ending. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So pack your virtual bags, leave all your worries behind, and join us on this epic journey. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated princess or a handsome blocky prince. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Anime, battle, cocks, Crafty, cursed, Defeat, determination, Edition, exhaustion, FANGIRLS, Fight, Hakari, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, Powers, Rivalry, Server, SHONEN, strength, Struggle, sukuna, Supernatural, Uraume, Victory

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where Uraume is tired of dealing with Sukuna’s fangirls obsessing over Sukuna’s cocks! Will Uraume finally get a win against Hakari? Join us for epic battles and ridiculous drama that will leave you ROFLing for days!

CD Collection Minecraft Server – Only 2 CD’s but infinite fun!

albums, building a collection, bush, CD albums, CD collection, CD suggestions, cds, collection, expanding collection, Fun, Infinite, Minecraft, Music, Music Collection, music collection ideas, music enthusiasts, music library, music lovers, music recommendations, music suggestions, pic related, Recommendations, Server, sixteen stone, starting out

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Looking to expand your music collection? Well, look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time listening to CDs when you can be building and exploring in our virtual world?

Join us for a WILD adventure filled with crazy challenges, hidden treasures, and INSANE builds. Who needs music when you can create your own symphonies with blocks and mobs?

Forget about adding more CDs to your collection, join our server and add UNLIMITED fun to your life! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let the madness begin!