Join our server for the chance to have virtual adventures so wild, they’ll make your real life seem tame in comparison. Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a castle made entirely out of TNT just for the thrill of blowing it up!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic whispering contests you’ve ever seen. Think you can handle the heat of someone whispering sweet nothings about creepers and diamonds in your ear? Join now and find out!
We promise no creeps, just epic adventures and mind-blowing builds that will make you question reality.
Explore our world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of holding your load in while navigating through our pixelated paradise.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unforgettable, join now and let the fun begin!
Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!
Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?
We got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing stuff up, it’s lit!
And the villagers? They all wear sunglasses and throw rave parties every night, you don’t wanna miss it!
Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
It’s like a trippy dream come true, man. Join now and let’s get this party started!
Join our server and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “Steve is my spirit animal.” We’ve got custom plugins that make the game more lit than a Nether fortress on fire. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional Minecraft family.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream “OH YEAH” like you just found a village full of emeralds, then come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than a creeper on steroids.
We promise a gaming experience like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through challenges just like our players navigated through their formative years with older parents. Build your own virtual support system and make sure to have things put in place so you don’t end up caring for your fellow players in their golden years.
So come on, join us on this crazy journey and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a life lesson in the making! And if anyone calls you an asshole for speaking the truth, just block them like you would a creeper in the night. See you in the game, adventurer!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Cookie, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its sweet secrets and become the ultimate sugar king?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth while embarking on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to brush your teeth after playing, because this server is so sweet, you won’t believe it’s healthy!
we have had players who were once depressed and anxious, but after playing on our server for just a few hours, they were suddenly cured! it’s like magic, but better!
don’t be one of those kids who drop out, keep playing on our server and you will be happier than ever before! we guarantee it or your money back! oh wait, it’s free to play so you have nothing to lose!
come join us and experience the joy and excitement of our server. who needs therapy when you have minecraft?
The SecoMC server is set in a land called Secovia, a once-prosperous kingdom that has fallen on hard times. The kingdom’s economy was built on mining and agriculture, but as resources became scarce, the kingdom’s economy began to decline. In an effort to revive the economy, the king created a stock market, where players could invest in various companies and industries in the hopes of turning a profit.
However, not all is well in Secovia. A group of corrupt traders and politicians, known as the “Black Hand,” have been manipulating the stock market for their own gain. They have been buying up companies and industries, driving prices up and leaving many players broke.
As a player, you have joined SecoMC and have heard about this corrupt group. You have been tasked by a group of resistance to uncover the truth about the Black Hand and put a stop to their illegal activities.
To do this, you will have to build your own properties, manage your own businesses, and invest in the stock market. Along the way, you will have to overcome challenges and obstacles put in place by the Black Hand. As you progress through the story, you will encounter NPCs and characters who will help you in your quest, such as a stock market expert, a property developer and a detective.
As you progress through the story, you will have to complete different levels of difficulty and different rewards will be granted upon completion of different stages of the story.
Ultimately, your goal is to defeat the Black Hand, restore order to Secovia’s economy, and bring prosperity back to the kingdom.
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This server can play in WEB BROWSER or Java or BE client! You can visit it on PC using Chrome, or use a client! The game version is 1.8.8, it’s free, and no account verification.
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| About Us |
|---|
| We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items! |
| We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂 |
| We have 5-15 different players who log on daily |
| We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind! |
| Zero lag and 24/7 uptime |
| We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are |
| No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling |
| Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing! |
| Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9 |
| Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join by applying on our Discord server. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure only trusted players join. |
| Are there any rules? | Yes, we have strict rules against stealing, hacking, and griefing. |
| Can I build wherever I want? | While there are no land claims, we encourage respectful building within the server. |
| Is the server always online? | Yes, we have 24/7 uptime with zero lag. |
| Will my progress be saved? | Yes, we are a no reset server so your base will always be saved. |
Our server is known for its insane stories of players pulling off the most outrageous stunts to win battles. From building giant chicken armies to launching themselves out of cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.
So why wait around on other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of “stupid haste in war cleverness”? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!