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Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	5623
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

LastCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3539	Animals Bred:	108

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh while building epic creations? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with Justin Bieber songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying in on jetpacks, ready to join the party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on epic quests to find the fabled diamond-encrusted booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your last sexual experience on Earth…in block form, of course!

Dick Wet Juicy Craft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	157	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to get your dick wet in some pussy juices!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find a treasure chest filled with enchanted dildos. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the wild and wacky world of Minecraft pleasure you in ways you never thought possible!

RawCraft: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only limit is your imagination…and apparently some wild fantasies! We’ve got players who are ready to take things to the next level, like one player who swears they’re being pursued by a virtual seductress looking for some pixelated action. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find on our server? Join now and see for yourself!

NoobieSexMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the first time I joined this Minecraft SMP! It was like losing my virginity all over again, but in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. The moment I logged on, I was greeted by a group of players wearing nothing but diamond armor, riding on pigs and shooting fireworks into the sky. They welcomed me with open arms and told me about the wild adventures we would have together on this server.

I was hesitant at first, but then they showed me their massive castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and I was sold. They told me about the epic battles they had fought against giant mutant chickens and how they had tamed a dragon to guard their base. I knew I had to be a part of this crazy world where anything was possible.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make your first time feel like a walk in the park, come join us! We have diamond rain, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blocksgiving Thanks

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	104

Are you thankful for endless possibilities in a blocky world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to express your gratitude for all things pixelated! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and turkey mobs that drop stuffing instead of feathers. Who needs Thanksgiving when you have a server like this to be thankful for? So come on, join us and give thanks for the best virtual world you’ll ever experience!

CraftyBrideWars

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	4799	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

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Electric Boogaloo SMP: Cross-Play, Outpost Shenanigans, Mob Battles, Enchants Galore, Noobs Welcome!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2041	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Charged Creeper Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Features	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player owned & operated economy
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available as a resource 24/7 for assistance

Join us on:

Website: chargedcreeper.com

Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

We eagerly await the arrival of new adventurers in our server!

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime.

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on any platform with different MC versions.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, there are several custom features like Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Custom Enchants, and more.

Hebe Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any hebe material? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your hebe material needs. From rare diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the most scandalous hebe material in all of Minecraft. Take on powerful bosses, explore hidden dungeons, and trade with shady villagers to get your hands on the juiciest loot.

But be warned, not everyone can handle the sheer amount of hebe material on our server. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos and emerge victorious. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest hebe material Minecraft has to offer!

Germany Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out how many titles a player would have if they played for Germany in Minecraft! We have a secret plugin that gives players extra titles based on their in-game achievements, so you could end up with more titles than you can count! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled German players who will stop at nothing to dominate the competition. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the elite German Minecraft champions? Join now and find out!

MilCraft Server: BF BS Detector

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	6405	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy stories? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to meet our resident army veteran, who has survived more insane missions than you can imagine.

This guy claims to have saved multiple recruits from hurting themselves, survived canons being shot near his head causing a hearing injury, and even had a bomb explode near him messing up his back. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! He’ll regale you with tales of climbing mountains in freezing temperatures, sleeping almost naked in -5 climate, and so much more.

But wait, there’s more! He’ll also impress you with his knowledge of sports teams, horseback riding, and music bands, even if he can’t quite remember the details. And if you ask for proof, he’ll proudly show off his camo suit, because nothing says “army veteran” like a camo suit, right?

So come join our server for a wild ride filled with unbelievable stories, questionable facts, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

BusSeat4GrannyNotBratty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ores Mined:	4206	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents and their demanding children on public transport? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where manners actually matter!

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus and never worry about giving up your seat to a kid again. You can even create a special seat just for old ladies with canes – they deserve a comfortable ride too!

Vent to your virtual brother about your real-life encounters with entitled parents, and together, you can strategize on how to handle these situations in the future. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come up with some hilarious pranks to play on entitled passengers in the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a world where kindness and respect reign supreme!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned builds? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension, and a pet dragon that breathes out cupcakes instead of fire. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with our villager friends who know how to drop some sick beats.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

NoMoreCreepers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9812
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

If you had to remove one thing from existence, it should definitely be lag on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where lag doesn’t exist, just like unicorns and flying pigs. Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the game on a magic carpet made of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out enchanted llama spit that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaos?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right. A CAKE DIMENSION. Just imagine building your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, while fending off zombie cake monsters. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be part of the most epic, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cake, in which case, maybe sit this one out).