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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3482 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2685 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.