plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.
Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of foot sniffing adventures. From white to black, brown to Asian soles, you’ll have the opportunity to sniff them all and revel in the heavenly scent. Our community is open-minded and welcoming, so don’t be shy about expressing your love for feet!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, once you start sniffing those virtual toes, you’ll never want to leave!
come join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic structures or having dance parties in the virtual world.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual block world). trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that spit out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give you advice on how to build the sickest castle ever.
And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing your favorite jam. It’s like a rave in the mines, dude!
So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility), then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was just minding their own business, building a beautiful castle in the sky. But then, out of nowhere, a group of griefers came and tried to destroy everything! But fear not, our server mods swooped in like knights in shining armor and banished those griefers to the Nether for eternity!
And that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even rare blocks like dragon eggs! Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, blocky family.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of dirt or cobblestone!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can tame a pet dragon and soar through the skies, breathing fire on unsuspecting villagers. Or dive deep into the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the true meaning of luxury in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
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| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protections are not permitted on the server. |
| Are there world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the founding date of April 1st, 2019. |
| Are there any quality of life changes on the server? | Yes, there are minor quality of life changes to empower player freedom, such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns using cookies. |
| Is there a currency system or economy plugins on the server? | No, the server maintains a purely survival gameplay experience without any currency, factions, or economy plugins. |
On our server, you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only rejection you’ll face is from a zombie who doesn’t want to be your friend.
So come on, ditch the dating scene and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky girls who don’t appreciate your awesomeness. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword instead? Let’s go, bro!
Join us and let out all your frustrations by building a virtual juvie for your misbehaving kids. Watch as they try to escape and land themselves in virtual court for their crimes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to release all your pent-up anger?
Don’t worry about family members judging you for your parenting decisions, on our server, you’re the boss! So, come on over and let loose on our virtual world where you can show your teen who’s really in charge. Join now and let the fun begin!
