Join our server and never worry about offending anyone with your snarky comments again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own rice dish-free paradise without any judgment.
So come on down to our server and let loose your inner builder without the fear of social awkwardness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family who appreciates your no-nonsense attitude towards unwanted rice!
Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!
So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?
Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!
So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!
Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a master builder, a redstone wizard, or even a secret agent. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you about your sexuality unless you want to share!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who won’t spill your secrets. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting “mined” is diamonds!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.
So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.
Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-laws decide to stir up some trouble. They go behind your back, make contact with your long-lost half siblings, and spill the beans about your existence. Talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of a player who was born from an affair, raised in foster care, and now has to deal with the fallout of their family’s meddling. Will you confront your in-laws and demand answers? Or will you pack up your virtual bags and leave the drama behind?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, intense conversations, and maybe even a few heated arguments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? So come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure awaits!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your virtual wife accuses you of not doing enough around the house. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.
Just like father’s day dinner, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the hero who saves the day by slaying the Ender Dragon, or will you be left behind like a forgotten present on father’s day?
Join now for a virtual escape from reality and a chance to prove your worth in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of AI chatbots that will blow your mind, blender models that will make your jaw drop, and low poly models that will make you question reality itself.
And don’t even get me started on our mods – they’ll take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Want to beat Janet in a standoff? We’ll give you the tools to do it, no questions asked.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and see where it takes you. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!
First off, our players have the most luscious pixelated hair you’ve ever seen. It’s like they just stepped out of a virtual salon! And don’t even get me started on their perfectly sculpted blocky bodies. Who knew square-shaped abs could be so hot?
But the real reason you should join our server is for the insane stories that go down here. We’ve had players build entire castles made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a rogue herd of zombie pigs. And let’s not forget the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to escape a pack of angry Endermen. It was like a pixelated action movie!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself why the minor things are so damn attractive here. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or embarking on a wild adventure that will have you laughing for days. See you in the virtual world, player!
Hello future friend! We have started Konohaven Season 3 for the 1.20 release! Our main focus this season will be about taking on the game of Minecraft together (community neighborhood, build projects, challenges, events). So if you are tired of playing Minecraft alone on a multiplayer server, come give us a try this season and see if we are a good fit for you!
We launched Season 3 on June 10 2023, but it is never too late to join as we plan to keep growing. Everyone can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.
| 1.21 Fabric | Server located in the Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Hard Difficulty | Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled |
| Single-Player Sleep | Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods |
| Live Map (Pl3xmap) | Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available |
| Diamond based player-run shop economy |
If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.
Join us now for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even witness a Minecraft pig doing the moonwalk while singing the national anthem. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Time Traveling Sheep, who will guide you on epic quests to collect rare items and battle fearsome mobs. Rumor has it that the sheep can even grant wishes, so be sure to butter them up with some tasty wheat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even end up becoming the ruler of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
But beware, just like the OP’s nosy SIL, there may be some players who think quiet time is abusive. So join our server and show them that taking a break and enjoying some peace and quiet is not a crime – it’s a necessity! So come on in, build, explore, and most importantly, take some time for yourself. Quiet time has never been this fun!
Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you ride around on your majestic dragon, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs a boring old pet dog when you can have a fire-breathing, laser-shooting dragon as your loyal companion?
So why wait? Join our server now and start living the epic life you’ve always dreamed of! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!