Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. But that’s not even the best part! The players on this server were all expert builders, creating magnificent structures that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons, battle evil wizards, and even participate in epic dance-offs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the best parties in town. We’re talking disco balls, fireworks, and unlimited cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, we’re not racist, it’s just their culture!
Welcome to the most emotionally intenseMinecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!
Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!
Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.
So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!
Are you tired of being interrogated about your love life by your parents? Are you tired of being called a faggot just because you haven’t brought a girl home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations and battling creepers! Join us now and leave the awkward family conversations behind!
Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.
Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.
And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.
So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).
Are you tired of looking at your girlfriend’s new hairstyle that makes her look like she just got electrocuted by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the horrors of bad haircuts and journey into a world where everyone’s hair is pixel-perfect!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Comb, battle against evil mobs with enchanted hairbrushes, and show off your stylish locks in our virtual fashion shows! Plus, with our hair customization options, you can change your hairstyle every day without hurting anyone’s feelings.
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Are you tired of boring, safe-for-work Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. So why wait? Come join the chaos and let your blocky adventures begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).
So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?
Hello, we are the MelonMC ServerTeam, the network is a Minecraft minigames network with various games. I can give us game suggestions at any time via email [email protected] send in. We will try to implement them as best as possible. Have fun on the server. If I vote in the lobby you get premium for 1 hour. 1 month of Premium currently costs 3 euros (as of June 2, 2016).
Server data
CPU: 10x 3,8Gz
Ram: 16GB (expandable)
Slots: Infinite
Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!
We are a newly created server hoping to get players that love Creative and Factions! Server Just Finished! MY GOALS:
Have happy server members
Have a non griefing creative server
and to have a blast playing minecraft
We are here with the barter / profession / soul system that makes our advanced Towny server unique.We got bored of the classic towny adventure and developed a 1 click advanced version for you.
What are you waiting for to embark on this unique TOWNY adventure?
When we do a factions server, we understand every aspect that plays a part in creating a wonderful experience for the player. We understand what the players want, and how to deliver it without a problem. We strive for perfection and anything less is impossible. So why not join the hundreds of players that already love and play our server daily? Join us today, and we’ll show you what a community that loves and listens to you is like!
Welcome to Cursed Factions!! We are indeed the best factions server in Minecraft! we have great economy, players, staff, shop’s ect. We hope you enjoy your time on Cursed Factions!
We have good news for you! We’re opening a brand new Towny server and we can’t wait to be with you on this epic adventure! Server Features: Towny System: Build your own town, strengthen it and compete with other players! Legendary PvP Battles: Fight other towns to achieve victory and expand your territory. Unique World: An enormous world is waiting for you to explore. Magnificent landmarks, dangerous caves and more! Economy System: Get rich by trading, buy special items and strengthen your economy. How Can You Participate? Join Our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/C9vK9qmkhQ Invite Your Friends: More players means more fun! Wait for Server Opening: Don’t miss the opening date and be one of the first! Remember, we can’t wait to be with you on this adventure and explore this unique world. Are you ready? Enjoyable Games!
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