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  • Whispers of the Block Realm

    Whispers of the Block Realm

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    Join Us or You’ll Never Know What You’ve Missed…

    Did you know that this is the greatest server in the multiverse? Or is it the worst? But what is “worst” anyway when you’re hurtling towards oblivion in a blocky Eden? You NEED to experience the endless chasms of joy mixed with sorrow as you build a castle of bananas in the sky with an army of sentient cows. If you don’t join, I can assure you that you will be haunted by the shadows of your choice! So, come join, and question your very existence while you stare into the depth of the Woolen Void!

    Unreasonably Amazing Features!

    Feature Description
    Endless Lava School Learn to swim in molten rock! Only 739% fatal!
    Time-Travelling Creepers Creepers from the year 2050 explode on your past self!
    Ninja Slimes They’ll steal your diamonds & your sanity while you sleep!
    Cursed Healing Potions Heals you but turns you into a chair for 3 Minecraft days!
    Reverse Nether Portals Travel to dimensions that don’t exist yet! But they will!

    Your Questions Answered (but not really)

    Q: Is there an age restriction? A: Age is merely a construct of the mind! What if you’re actually a 73-year-old cat residing in a parallel universe? Come as you are – or don’t, who’s to say?

    Q: Do I have to pay for anything? A: Currency is a social pliable illusion! You should be paying in dreams, not coins. But you may end up paying with your sanity, so choose wisely!

    Q: What do I do if I encounter a bug? A: Bugs are friends. Embrace them; let them guide you to the dark side of your unfulfilled desires. Or eat them—depends how hungry you are!

    Random Glimpses of Reviews

    “He had a muskrat on his head… and it never stopped meowing.” – Anonymous “The walls whispered secrets about my lack of socks.” – Anonymous “I built a castle… and then it ate my mom.” – Anonymous “If you stare too long at the sun, the sun stares back.” – Anonymous

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FamilyTaboo – Minecraft SMP

    FamilyTaboo – Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so secret, we don’t even talk about it in our own families!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.

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  • Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

    Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

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  • AvoidingPornCraft

    AvoidingPornCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of diamonds and ride pigs into battle! We got a secret underground city filled with treasure and a giant lava pit for epic parkour challenges. Plus, we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes!

    Forget about talking about boring stuff like chores or alcohol, come chat with us about our epic adventures in the Nether and our battles with the Ender Dragon. We even have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – it’s wild!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community ever. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on Bob’s bad side, that is. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • Carb-Free Craze: Risky Blocks

    Carb-Free Craze: Risky Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”

    if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.

    but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.

    come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • What is the IP for Radoukens Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Radoukens Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersRadoukens is a talented artist known for his unique blend of modern and surrealistic art. His work often features vibrant colors, intricate detail, and thought-provoking themes. With a background in graphic design and illustration, Radoukens has honed his skills over the years to create visually stunning pieces that captivate viewers and evoke a sense of wonder. His art has been exhibited in galleries around the world, earning him a loyal following of art enthusiasts and collectors. In addition to his gallery work, Radoukens also takes on commissions and collaborations, bringing his distinctive style to a variety of projects.

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  • AngelSkar SMP

    AngelSkar SMP

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    Simple Community SMP for everyone over the age of 15, the server is just opened and is for english speaking players.

    85.202.160.148:2299

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  • MakerSMP

    MakerSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    MacherSMP is a German minigame/community server. We currently have two game modes: Kingdom and Pillars. If you would like to find out more information about the server and the game modes, please join the server or visit our website.

    MacherSMP.de

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  • SupernaLuna2.0: Where even the creepers ask for permission before exploding

    SupernaLuna2.0: Where even the creepers ask for permission before exploding

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information
    Season 2 Launched: 07/06/24
    Play.Supernaluna.Com
    Features
    McMMO
    Economy
    Jobs
    Warps for community areas
    Veinminer
    /sethome
    /rtp
    Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime
    Rules
    No Griefing or Stealing
    Consensual PvP only
    No x-ray or hacked clients
    No hate speech

    For more information and detailed rules, visit Discord.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply visit Play.Supernaluna.Com to join.

    Q: What plugins are available on the server?

    A: Some of the plugins available include McMMO, Economy, Jobs, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: Yes, there is a strict no griefing or stealing policy, and PvP must always be consensual. We also do not tolerate hate speech.

    Q: How can I contact server admins for questions?

    A: You can contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord for any questions or concerns.

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  • Dawntrail Adventures – Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Adventures – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Calling all Minecraft players, especially male midlanders, rise and shine like the kings you are! For everyone else, well, maybe consider respawning in a different game.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our community is so tight-knit, we once defeated the Ender Dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs.

    We have free companies that rival the most powerful guilds in all of gaming history. Our linkshells are so magical, they can teleport you straight to the Nether in a blink of an eye.

    And don’t even get me started on The Rising event happening from August 27th to September 11th. Rumor has it, if you complete all the challenges, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

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