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WalnutTableWarnings

bil, broken toes, family feud, guestroom, Hospital, injured guest, instant karma, loan, loud music, medical bill, messy guest, messy toilet, payback, sensitive joke, sturdy table, teenage angst, toilet lid, walnut table, WalnutTableWarnings

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s toe-breaking antics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging piss-stained toilet lids while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

Our server is so crazy, even the toilets have a feud with the players! Will you conquer the toilet lid challenge and emerge victorious, or will you suffer the same fate as Jake’s poor toes?

But beware, the tables in our server are no joke – they’re made of pure walnut and ready to break some bones if you’re not careful. Just ask Jake!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable bathroom etiquette. Who needs a boring old medical bill when you can have a wild adventure on our server instead?

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

23.95.116.41

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

mc.d-nexus.co:48627

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	737993	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

main.theburgserver.com

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Haifischbecken.net

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9041	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Sami Stine

samistine.com

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gods Slained:	0

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

redemptionkraft.mcph.co

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

eaveecraft

play.eaveecraft.com

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Play.MCB-Factions.com

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

mc.craftersparty.com:25898

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

192.254.79.229