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  • WalnutTableWarnings

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    WalnutTableWarnings

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s toe-breaking antics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging piss-stained toilet lids while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

    Our server is so crazy, even the toilets have a feud with the players! Will you conquer the toilet lid challenge and emerge victorious, or will you suffer the same fate as Jake’s poor toes?

    But beware, the tables in our server are no joke – they’re made of pure walnut and ready to break some bones if you’re not careful. Just ask Jake!

    Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable bathroom etiquette. Who needs a boring old medical bill when you can have a wild adventure on our server instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Modern Anarchy

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    Modern Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔥 Welcome to Modern Anarchy – The Best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024! 🔥

    🌐 Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    👾 Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • Unleash your creativity with no bans or limits on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!

    • Hack like a pro with only kicks for attempts.

    • No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    🕹️ Pure Vanilla Delights:

    • Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.

    • Embrace griefing in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

    🌍 World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.

    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    • Explore and exploit the nether roof.

    🚫 No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Immerse yourself in the vanilla purity with no /tpa or /home commands.

    🔒 Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions on this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server.

    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    💬 Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions.

    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.

    🛠️ Behind the Scenes:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).

    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    💎 Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    🚀 Immerse yourself in Modern Anarchy now and redefine your Minecraft adventure with a lively community, hacking escapades, and unfiltered vanilla chaos!

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChaosRealm

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    ChaosRealm

    New Minecraft Servers

    we are a new growing server, Our server includes an EarthSMP, Basicly a SMP with the real world as map! You get a starter kit, we use land claims for no griefing, we have a level system, shop, economy system and much more!

    Soon there will be more fun things to play instead of only a SMP, for example Skyblock

    So if you are interested in a new growing minecraft community, join now! «ENG/NL/BE»

    panel.choasrealm.nl

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad Energy MC Server

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    Dad Energy MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    New SMP Server – launched Sat 24th Feb!!!

    Come and join an exciting new community of more mature minecraft enthusiasts. Aimed at those who self-identify with the ‘Dad Energy‘ label.

    It’s not just for dads and it’s not strictly age-limited, nor is it gender-specific. It’s for those seeking a friendly, mature, drama-free environment to play our favourite game with like-minded people.

    We’ve already got an extremely healthy and active community with loads of plans for spawn town, community farms, minigames, competitions etc. but are still seeking to recruit new members.

    Drop into the discord and say hi!

    https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Broomstix

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    Broomstix

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java & Bedrock IP: play.broomstix.net

    Default ports

    Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

    Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    – Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.

    – Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).

    – Hard difficulty.

    – Custom enchantments.

    – Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.

    – Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.

    – ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    – Bartering economy system.

    – No grief.

    – Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    – Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.

    – In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)

    – Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.

    – Responsive staff.

    – Voting ranks and rewards.

    – Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP