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WalnutTableWarnings

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s toe-breaking antics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging piss-stained toilet lids while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

Our server is so crazy, even the toilets have a feud with the players! Will you conquer the toilet lid challenge and emerge victorious, or will you suffer the same fate as Jake’s poor toes?

But beware, the tables in our server are no joke – they’re made of pure walnut and ready to break some bones if you’re not careful. Just ask Jake!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable bathroom etiquette. Who needs a boring old medical bill when you can have a wild adventure on our server instead?

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MarriageCraft: No Kids Allowed

advocacy, Africa, Allowed, Ban, Bans, child marriage, children, Development, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kids, law, Legal, legislation, Marriage, MarriageCraft, policy, Protection, RIGHTS, Sierra Leone, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban child marriage just like Sierra Leone! we don’t want any little steve or alex getting hitched before their time, so come build, mine, and fight mobs with us in a safe and child-friendly environment. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw wild parties every night. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the fun! so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a minecraft experience like no other.

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EdgeOfGloryMC

athletic competition, athletic performance, Competition, edge placement, EdgeOfGloryMC, lane positioning, laned sports, race favorite, race favorites, race tactics, sports psychology, sports strategy, sports visibility, Sportsmanship, strategy, swim, swimming races, track, track events, VISIBILITY, visual advantage

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers give the best hugs (watch out tho, they explode).

u know why u should join? cuz our players are so pro, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat while doing a handstand. and our moderators are like magical unicorns, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter wherever they go.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted gear and golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching a pack of wild wolves fight over a steak.

so come on over to our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). join us now and let the adventure begin!

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CitrineCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, multiplayer survival factions minigames economy PVP roleplay creative skyblock dungeons quests mods plugins exploration building trading clans events loot pets, PvP

Welcome to CitrineCraft! With us you will never get bored 🙂

Our server has a lot of stuff to do such as Leveling up your skills Grinding Making bases Having fun with other players Open public markets And lot more!

Join us today

CitrineCraft.minehut.gg

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PolarPrison

animated, Bosses, Crates, Custom, Envoys, Free OP Items, Gangs, Keyalls, Minecraft, Pickaxe Enchants, PolarPrison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, PvP, season 1, upgradeable

Welcome to POLARPRISON SEASON 1 [1.8-1.21]

MANY CUSTOM FEATURES, INCLUDING: – Custom, Upgradeable, and Animated Pickaxe Enchants – Private Mines – Gangs – Bosses – Envoys – Crates and Keyalls – Free OP Items

play.polarprison.net

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ZoneGens

banner, blocks, Community, Cool, Fighting, Gaming, Gen, Generator, Gens, GIF, Materials, mine, Minecraft, planet minecraft, PvP, Server, Strongest, Survival, Upgrade, watch out, ZoneGens

Zonegens is the coolest Gen / PVP server on minecraft!in this server you can mine blocks to earn materials and eventually upgrade them to become the strongest. Watch out though, PVP is ON!

zonegens.minefort.com

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HexArchon: Where everything is so custom that even the creepers wear tuxedos

community engagement, CREEPERS, Custom, Custom Armor, Custom Bosses, Custom Dungeons, custom mechanics, custom pets, Custom Plugins, Custom Quests, custom server, Custom Shops, custom weapons, Exploration, HexArchon, mmo, Player Economy, player interaction, player rewards, smp, tuxedos, Unique Features, wear
HexArchon Overview

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Server Trailer Watch Now

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Wiki Visit Now

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Various gameplay mechanics including Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X

RAM 3200MHz 64GB

Storage 2TB NVME SSD

Location US East Coast

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WaveCraft Minecraft Server

AS FATE HAS DECREED, codes, Community, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematics, friends list, Jinhsi, Map, Minecraft, PC client, Redemption, Resonator Showcase, Server, settings, Thaw of Eons, Thread Template, Trailer, tutorial, twitter, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures in a world like no other. Explore the Wuthering Waves Version 1.1 Trailer | Thaw of Eons and witness jaw-dropping cinematics that will leave you in awe. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t even get us started on the Resonator Showcase featuring Jinhsi. It’s a sight to behold, we promise!

And the best part? We have secret codes that will unlock hidden treasures for you to discover. Just imagine the riches waiting for you once you crack the code!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyDoodle Minecraft Server

Activity, art, artist, cartoon, Character, CraftyDoodle, Creative, design, doodle, drawing, Gesture, graphic, hobby, illustration, imagination, inspiration, Minecraft, Motion, Paper, pencil, Server, sketching, talent

Come join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords! Our server is so wild, even the creepers have learned how to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens in tuxedos. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

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DaughterDitchCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consent, DAUGHTER, DaughterDitchCraft, emotional, family, Manipulation, parenting, privacy, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no awkward family sleepovers like the one mentioned above will ever happen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and zero uncomfortable conversations about adult activities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a dance-off with the chicken to claim their loot, and let’s just say things got clucky.

If that doesn’t convince you to join, how about this: on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers while wearing a tutu made of rainbow wool. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out quests for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the awkward family drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of dancing chickens, that is.

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WeedCraft Server: High Times in Minecraft

Adventure, Cannabis, crazy, Escapade, euphoria, Experience, funny, hallucination, HIGH, Laughter, long tail tag, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, Munchies, PARANOIA, Relaxation, Server, Stoned, Times, Trippy, unforgettable, Weed, WeedCraft

Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level? Join our server and get ready to embark on a wild journey filled with epic adventures and mind-blowing weed experiences!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden stash of enchanted weed that gives you superhuman strength and speed. You become the ultimate weed warrior, taking on mobs with ease and dominating the PvP arena like never before.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Weed Wizard, a mystical being who roams the land spreading joy and magic wherever he goes. Cross paths with him and you might just find yourself on a quest to unlock the secrets of the legendary Weed Tower, where unimaginable treasures await.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to blaze a trail like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and weed-fueled shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

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CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Server Trailer	Watch Now
Discord Server	Join Now
Wiki	Visit Now

HexArchon Overview

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

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