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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

MercyPVP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mines Excavated:	2544
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

MercyPvP offers a unique and refreshing take on classic game modes like Survival, Skyblock, and Prisons. With custom items, bosses, armor, tools, and much more, we’ve built a lively community for all.

Website: https://mercypvp.com Discord: discord.gg/mercypvp Store: https://mercypvp.com/store

play.mercypvp.com

77B77T

77B77T, Anarchy, Creative, Dupes, Economy, ESPAÑOL, good ping, home, minecraft server, Spanish, Tpa

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

77B77T 77B77T IS AN ANARCHICAL SERVER 24/7 AND WITH A GOOD PING IT HAS DUPES AND MORE

ESPAÑOL: 77B77T IS AN ANARCHICAL SERVER WITH GOOD PING AND WITH TPA AND HOME AND DUPES

77B77t.shockbyte.quest:5021

[1.20.4!] [VR] Ryan’s Space Community SMP!

1.20.4, Community, Communitydriven, Endless, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Friends, homage, Meet, Minecraft, old school, ONLINE, Play, Possibilities, Ryan’s Space, Server, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, vr, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crops Grown:	4601	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the Ryan’s Space Minecraft Server! A vanilla survival server where you can play alone, with friends, or meet new people! The possibilities are endless in this world. Ryan’s Space Minecraft Server is homage to old school Minecraft servers where you just played survival online!

mc.ryansspace.net

NexusDark Lifesteal – where your Minecraft life force is borrowed… and not returned!

bedrock, Borrowed, Community, Discord, downtimes, force, Griefing, Jail time, java, Life, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Nice, Returned, rules, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, suspension, Updates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

NexusDark Lifesteal

Server Address	Available in the discord server due to privacy
Version	1.20.4 on Java with bedrock

Description

A very nice and small minecraft server with a nice little community. The discord server invite is https://discord.com/invite/G53nc4yMkV. Make sure to join it to stay up to date with small downtimes and updates.

Rules

Griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in a jail time or a 3 day suspension.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	The server address is available in the discord server. Join the discord using the invite link provided above.
Are there any specific server rules?	Yes, griefing is strictly forbidden and will result in consequences.

CraftyBlondeBabes: Where Minecraft meets matchmaking!

angle-frauded pictures, Appearance, attractiveness, body image, CraftyBlondeBabes, dating struggles, depression, Insecurity, IRL, Loneliness, MATCHMAKING.., meets, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, pretty blonde girls, seeking validation, self esteem, self worth, social media, tfw, tiktok prettyboy, validation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3545	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of being a TikTok prettyboy online but a potato in real life? Join our Minecraft server and transform into a pixelated heartthrob! Our server is so visually appealing, even your in-game character will be turning heads. Who needs angle-frauded pictures when you can be a blocky babe in our world? Say goodbye to IRL rejection and hello to virtual validation! Join now and start living your best Minecraft life.

DickCraft: Where creativity comes in all shapes and sizes!

anatomy, Approval, body image, comparison, Confidence, creativity, DickCraft, Feedback, Insecurity, INTIMATE, judgment, Masculinity, opinion, penis, Personal, Private, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, Sexuality, shapes, SIZE, Sizes, validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	8160	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a whole new level of excitement! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon made entirely of cheese! And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our resident wizard, Steve the Enchanter, will personally enchant your armor with the power of disco, so you can boogie your way through the Nether like never before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

ElmLands

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, crossplay, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

ElmLands is an up and coming Minecraft server. We have many different features that allow the player to have as much fun as they possibly can. Additionally, we have an amazing staff team that are always looking to help new and existing players with their questions. Join us today!

Play.ElmLands.com

EVILMC

Adventure, Cash, Community, competitive, Earn, Economy, EVILMC, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Ranks, Rewards, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

A minecraft server with lifesteal and economy and some of ranks and fun you can play and earn cash or do a lotes

in-2.gbnodes.host:25576

SSG1

1.18.2, Community, Cosmetics, custom clients, dedicated discord server, free cosmetics, gameplay enhancements, Hunger Games, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, new items, no kits, old combat, player feedback, PvP, Pvparena, Server, SSG1, Survival Games, Survivalgames, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

SUPER SURVIVAL GAMES! – JAVA EDITION VANILLA 1.18.2

This server is a new take on the all known Survival Games.

Featuring:

– 50+ new items– Gameplay enhancements– Old combat– No kits– Free cosmetics for everyone– A dedicated discord server for setting up games with other players– Self-made custom clients for users to have a better experience– Updates from player feedback

15.204.215.72:25612

Gamers React minecraft VS Hypixel

#youtube, Adventures, Blackstone, blocks, Builds, Clips, colors, Community, Copper, design, Economy, Fun, gameplay, Hardware, minecraft server, multiplayer, new blocks, OneBlock, piglin, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	245
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Hypixel	Pros	Cons
Large player base	Various minigames to choose from	Can be overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events	Professional and well-established server	Potential for lag due to high player count

Gamers React Minecraft	Pros	Cons
Great community	New blocks and features from 1.16, 1.17, etc.	May have a smaller player base
Offers Survival, SkyBlock, and Oneblock gameplay	Ability to customize builds with new blocks	Less minigames compared to Hypixel

FAQ

1. How is the player base on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time. It is one of the most popular Minecraft servers.

Gamers React Minecraft: Gamers React Minecraft may have a smaller player base compared to Hypixel, but it offers a great community and unique gameplay experiences.

2. What type of gameplay options are available on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames to choose from, including popular games like SkyWars, Bed Wars, and more.

Gamers React Minecraft: Gamers React Minecraft offers Survival, SkyBlock, and Oneblock gameplay. Players can also customize their builds with new blocks and features from updates like 1.16 and 1.17.

3. Are there any potential drawbacks to consider on each server?

Hypixel: One potential drawback of Hypixel is that it can be overwhelming for new players due to the large player base and variety of minigames available. There may also be occasional lag issues.

Gamers React Minecraft: While Gamers React Minecraft may have a smaller player base and fewer minigames compared to Hypixel, it offers a unique experience with new blocks and features for players to enjoy.