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BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

FishyMemoryCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	172
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Buildings Constructed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	5025
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!