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Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Gems Collected:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Star Shards Collected:	143	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

YogurtDrop Minecraft Server

clean up, cleaning up, cleanliness, Courtesy, Etiquette, grocery store, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store manners, Minecraft, self checkout, Server, spilled container, spilled dairy, spilled food, spilled groceries, spilled item, spilled yogurt, supermarket etiquette, throwing away, yogurt spill, YogurtDrop

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the yogurt spills are a hot topic of discussion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with self-checkout etiquette lessons and daring acts of grocery store heroism.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense mining session, when suddenly a full-sized container of yogurt falls from the sky and splatters all over your blocky world. Do you have what it takes to clean up the mess without getting yogurt all over your pixelated hands? Only the bravest and most courteous players will survive in this chaotic realm.

But beware, there are sneaky players lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot and cut in line at the self-checkout. Will you stand your ground and assert your grocery store dominance, or will you let the yogurt spill chaos consume you?

Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knew that grocery store etiquette could be so thrilling?

RingWars: NoBroShare

Cancer, communication breakdown, daughter’s wedding, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirloom, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, grandmother’s ring, hurt feelings, mother’s jewelry, NoBroShare, passing down, RingWars, sibling dispute, sibling rivalry, terminal illness, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding ring

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ores Mined:	9163	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of family drama and want a break from reality? Join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and pass down virtual jewelry to your virtual children without any drama. No more fighting over who gets grandma’s ring or necklace – on our server, everyone gets to keep their precious virtual treasures!

Join now and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual fun with us? So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

AffectionCraft SMP

10. Acts of service, 11. Words of affirmation, 12. Gifts, 13. Appreciation, 14. Caring, 15. Understanding, 16. Support, 17. Affectionate gestures, 18. Affectionate words, 19. Affectionate actions, 2. love, 20. Relationship dynamics., 3. relationships, 4. romance, 5. communication, 6. Intimacy, 7. Emotional connection, 8. Physical touch, 9. Quality time, Affection, AffectionCraft, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4746
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, the players here are always giving out virtual hugs and kisses and stuff. It’s like a big ol’ love fest, but with blocks and creepers. And let me tell you, the admins are like, super affectionate too. They’ll smother you in diamonds and give you all the love and attention you could ever want. So if you’re into that kind of thing, you should totally join our server. It’s like a big, happy family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with cake. So yeah, come join us and get ready for some serious Minecraft lovin’!

PreFamePals: Celeb BFFs & Their Awkward Past

A-list connections, awkward, behind the scenes stories, BFF’s, celeb, celebrity anecdotes, celebrity before fame, celebrity childhood friends, celebrity encounters, celebrity friends, celebrity friendships, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity history, celebrity success stories, early celebrity connections, famous acquaintances, famous friendships, Hollywood insiders, pre-fame memories, pre-fame relationships, PreFamePals, rising stars, star connections, star-studded past

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you might just run into a player who knew Steve from Minecraft before he became a blocky superstar! Imagine mining diamonds with him before he even knew what a pickaxe was! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon someone who used to build pixel art with Notch back in the day. Who knows, you might even find out that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood actor trying to make it in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to rub virtual elbows with these pre-fame Minecraft legends. Join now and become a part of our wacky celebrity-filled world!

BalticCableBuddies

Allies, Baltic Sea, BalticCableBuddies, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, cooperation, DATA Transmission, Digital, fault detection, Infrastructure, internet, investigation, LATVIA, Network, Repair, rupture, submarine cables, Technology, telecommunications, undersea data cable

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like why undersea data cables keep getting ruptured in the baltic sea! maybe it’s a giant sea monster or a secret government conspiracy, who knows! team up with players from latvia and other baltic countries to uncover the truth and save the internet! plus, we have custom sea monster mobs and government agent skins for you to play as. join now for a chance to be the hero of the baltic sea!

🌙Penumbralcraft

ADMIN, Ambiance, atmosphere, Builders, Community, creativity, Factions, Fortresses, imagination, lighting, Map, Minecraft, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Soundscapes, strategy, Survival, Visuals

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2795	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server
Unique map experience
Fun and fair PVP

Active admin support
Curseforge modpack
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Discord: Join us on Discord

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Combat and stealing are allowed within the rules.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is 30k x 30k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

Q: What is the TPS (Ticks Per Second) of the server?

A: The server maintains a steady 20 TPS for smooth gameplay.

Q: What modpack does the server use?

A: The server uses a Curseforge modpack for enhanced gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: Is there active administrative support on the server?

A: Yes, there is active admin support to help with any issues or concerns you may have while playing on the server.

Mystic Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, mystic, Realm

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Emeralds Found:	1844	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build giant boob statues next to tiny titty towers!

We’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more fun than a barrel of monkeys with boob-shaped bananas.

Join us for a titillating adventure that will make your head spin faster than a topless twerking tornado!

Don’t miss out on the chestacular fun, join now and let your creativity run wild like a pair of bouncing bazongas!

RoomieRage Minecraft Server

college life, communication problems, mental stress, Minecraft, moving out, relationship troubles, RoomieRage, roommate boundaries, roommate compatibility, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living situation, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate tension, Server, Sobriety

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, shrooms, and roommates who just can’t seem to get along.

Looking for a place to escape the burnout of school? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your responsibilities. Plus, you never know when your roommate’s boyfriend might show up unannounced and crash in your virtual room!

Experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your friends, feeling suffocated in a virtual room, and ultimately deciding to move out without any warning. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, come join us on our server and see if you can navigate the drama-filled world of college roommates. Who knows, you might even question if you’re the asshole in the end!

BdayBlockParty

adult time, aita, bar, BdayBlockParty, birthday celebration, going out, husband, ignoring, Jerk, Kids, location, mad, no good, phone call, screaming, sitter, stay at home mom, text, Tracking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2047
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Votes:	5321
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7961
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Are you tired of being yelled at for having a good time on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No tracking devices here, just pure fun and adventure. Build your dream world and never worry about missing a text or call from your significant other while you’re out partying (in-game, of course). Plus, with our virtual friends, you’ll never have to worry about being a stay-at-home mom with no friends again! Join now and let the good times roll, without the guilt trip.

CashMoolaMinecraftSMP

budgeting, CashMoolaMinecraftSMP, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial habits, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, long-term financial planning., MONEY, money management, personal finance, savings, SPENDING, wealth management

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best buds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a currency system where the most amount of money you own determines your status in the server. I once had so much money that I bought a pet Ender Dragon and taught it how to do the Macarena. True story, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the richest player in all the land and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. See you there, gamers!