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CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

PixelPerfection

AMBITION, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, good listener, intelligence, Kindness, most attractive feature, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPerfection, positive attitude, Selflessness, sense of humor, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	3649	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	5956	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

PixelPickUpCraft

asking out, attraction, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guys, intelligence, interests, Kindness, long term, looks, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPickUpCraft, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, romance, sense of humor, short-term

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise!

Join us and find your perfect pixelated partner while exploring our vast world filled with romantic adventures. From building heart-shaped houses to going on virtual dates in our enchanting forests, love is just a block away on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who give out relationship advice in exchange for golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of service anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and laughter) begin!

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, attraction, chemistry, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, loyalty, MarryMe4MyDiamonds, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, Physical attraction, sense of humor, Shared values, smp, trustworthiness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	178029	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: GuyScan2021

attraction, Body language, check out, Confidence, conversation skills, EYES, first thing, guy, GuyScan2021, hair, height, intelligence, Manners, Minecraft, Notice, Personality, physical appearance, reddit, sense of humor, Smile, smp, Style, Women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Votes:	9523
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9592
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Potions Brewed:	145	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the first thing you’ll notice is the insane builds our players create. From giant statues of Steve to rollercoasters that defy gravity, you’ll never be bored on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to join their ranks and overthrow the oppressive chicken overlords? Just hop on our server and start your quest for porky freedom.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and talking pigs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PickMeCraft

Behavior, calling out, changing behavior, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, criticism, dress, Event, friend group, friendship, hanging out, judgment, Labels, makeup, mutual friends, pick me friend, PickmeCraft, School, sense of humor, short hair

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7290

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

FriendQualitiesMC SMP

adventurous, Caring, Compassionate, dependable, Empathy, FriendQualitiesMC, fun-loving, genuine, good listener, Honesty, Kindness, loyalty, non-judgmental, open-minded, Reliability, respectful, sense of humor, smp, supportive, thoughtful, trustworthiness, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where friendship is valued above all else? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes, friends who can tame a dragon with just a carrot, and friends who can survive a creeper explosion without even flinching. So if you’re looking for a server where friendship means having each other’s backs during epic battles with the Ender Dragon or sharing your last enchanted golden apple, then join us today! Who needs real-life friends when you have a squad of Minecraft pros by your side?

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

Battles, blocky, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magic Items Found:	2950
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

addiction, bedtime, coping mechanisms, coping with no sleep, CREEPERS, future plans, gaming all day, Inheritance, insomnia, internet racism, judgment, late night thoughts, living off inheritance, Meth, NEET, neurotic boss, past my bedtime, sleep deprivation, smoking, underage girls, video games, work struggles

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Items Found:	3904
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

Adventure, Anime, DAUGHTER, destiny, Edition, family, FANTASY, Future, growth, Hope, industrious duo, isekai, Journey, light novel, Lily, Magic, magitek revolution, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Potential, Reincarnation, revolution, Tensei

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Animals Bred:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

Dangerous, Discreet, discreet encounters, discreet services, escort, escorts, Forbidden, hidden, hidden gems, hidden locations, Hottest, illegal, less than 10K, Minecrafts, off the grid, pimps, PIXEL, Prostitutes, Risky, Risky Business, secret, service, small town, Tiny, TOWN, undercover, undercover operation, Underground

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

Adventures, Analysis, Ayan, Country, Crafty, critique, culture, Diversity, Edition, heritage, History, Identity, Individualism, nationalism, perspective, philosophy, Politics, post, pride, Reflection, society, tradition, ubermensch

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	5440
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

actual game, Adventure, best, bethesda, Bethesda fallout, CREEPERS, Exploration, fallout 76, FalloutCraft, Focus, Fun, gameplay, Good Game, mmo, multiplayer, nukes, post-apocalyptic, pretending, real, Survival, tired, top tier, Wasteland, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Votes:	5057	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

ALL EUROPEANS, ALL NON AMERICANS, apply, Email address, European, Europeans, lolz, MuricaCraft, niggers, NonAmericans, Place, porn poster, RANGE BAN, ruin, Spammer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	7284
Potions Brewed:	134	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

BlockyBanter, have, in, Let’s Try, Lets, LolCraft, mentioned, mentioned in meta, mentioned in thread, Meta, One, Replies, Server, single, single word, single word replies, single word thread, Someone, the, this.., Thread, try, Word

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	151	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	18585	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!