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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7154 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 407 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!