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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1266 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!