Seniors MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dementia Craft: Smoke Showdown

health, smoke, Aging population, Wildfire smoke, Craft

yo yo yo, listen up all you minecraft lovers out there! do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you forget all about those pesky wildfires and dementia risks? well, do i have the server for you!

this server is so lit, it’s like being exposed to wildfire smoke but in a good way, ya feel me? and get this, if you’re under 75 years old, your chances of getting dementia are even higher! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for your brain health?

so come on down to our server and let’s get wild together! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing in the face of dementia. join now and let’s show those wildfires who’s boss!

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ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

top rated elementary school, Rent, MONEY, foster kids, brat kids

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

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BoomerRage Minecraft Server

elderly entitlement, Minecraft, elderly man, Respect, BoomerRage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any harassment, even from grumpy old men! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the fast food restaurant where OP works!

On our server, you can stand up to rude players just like OP stood up to that old man. Show them who’s boss and defend the rights of all players, regardless of their in-game financial situation. And if they try to give you dirty looks, just slam your hands on the keyboard and tell them to get out!

But beware, just like in the fast food world, two wrongs don’t make a right. So make sure to handle conflicts with a bit more finesse than OP did. Or don’t, because who cares when you’re having this much fun?

So come join us on our server, where respect is earned, not given, and where you can have the day you deserve! And remember, if anyone tries to mess with you, just wave them goodbye with a smile and keep on gaming. See you there!

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Pickminecraft.com

Seniors, Trade, smp, Server, Player Shops

PickMinecraft.com Your pick for a better server. We are a new SMP server and the only Minecraft server just for Seniors. All of our player’s 55+. Our server is White-List to protect our players and the server. All new players must register on our website to gain access.

We have Server Contest’s, Player Ranks, Land Claim, Economy, Parkour, Player Shops, Casino, Trade, Auction House. Player Warps and a lot more than I can list here.

We do not use buy shops to sell anything We are not a Pay-2-Win server.

We Mine, Use, sell and collect everything, including spawners and minions. In AFK auto logoff Timers.

Ip: play.pickminecraft.com Ip: pickminecraft.com

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Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

gardening, garden, cognitive impairment, mental health, dementia

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

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TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

TumbleCraft, Elderly, health care expenditures, dementia, statistics

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

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GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

microorganisms, Seniors, gastrointestinal health, Microbiome, Adults

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

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LadyDenierCraft

passive income, ReBuilding, apartment fire, disabled individuals, Charity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!

Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!

Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!

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AggroCraft: Where Seniors Go PvP

resident safety, resident conflicts, PvP, elder care, resident care

come join our minecraft server where the only aggression you’ll experience is when someone steals your diamonds! with a staff of over 100 players, we make sure everyone is taken care of and conflicts are resolved in the most epic way possible. our training program for employees includes intense pvp battles and building competitions to ensure they are prepared for any situation. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting hurt is your sides from laughing so hard!

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HolyCraft DramaQueens

church community, church drama, church organizer, church leadership, inclusion

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes everyone, even if they’re not technically “family”? Look no further than our server, where we believe everyone is part of the blocky family!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We don’t discriminate against anyone, whether you’re a dad, a mom, a daughter, or even a distant cousin twice removed. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun!

And if anyone tries to start drama like Cathy did, don’t worry – we have a whole squad of players ready to shut them down and make sure everyone feels included. We even have a special “un-Christian behavior” rule, just to keep things extra friendly.

So come on over to our server and let’s build some friendships – and maybe a few epic castles too! Remember, in our world, everyone belongs – even if they’re just a blocky in-law.

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