Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken riding a pig. And that’s just the beginning! Our spawn town is a literal circus, with clowns juggling TNT and pandas riding unicycles.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have llamas in armor battling it out. And don’t even get me started on our shopping district, where you can trade diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes that grant you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, this chapter of your life will be titled “The Epic Adventures of Potato-Powered Llamas and Pig-Riding Chickens”.
join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.
and, like, the admins are super cool and always hosting crazy events like a pig racing competition or a build battle where you gotta build a giant taco or something, like, so random but so fun!
plus, like, the community is so chill and friendly, you’ll make friends in no time and be laughing your butt off in the chat all day long. seriously, it’s like a big party up in here!
so, like, come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com. you won’t regret it, promise!
Server IP: diamondtaco.About.minecraft
also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.
so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| A | Default Prisoner |
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| B | $25,000 |
| C | $80,000 |
| D | $250,000 |
| E | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:
Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).
We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!
It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your partner’s mother swoops in and declares she’s going to eat your hard-earned pizza. Will you stand up for yourself and claim what’s rightfully yours, or will you let it slide and search for leftovers in the fridge? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.
With a language barrier thrown into the mix, communication becomes even more challenging. Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about that stolen pizza.
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| The Cubed Chaos server has been around since b1.2, and intends to keep updating as time goes on. The goal is to create an environment of friends who love Minecraft, and can contribute to the ever-expanding world. There is a ton to see and explore, especially given that our world file is a massive 50 GB. Cubed Chaos has taken a lot of notes from YouTube SMPs such as HermitCraft, in that it features a diamond economy, players have their own individual bases, but also should contribute to the market at spawn. We want to foster a community. |
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YouTubers are a big bonus, but definitely not required.
We have a Public Discord for those who wish to apply here. There is a 30-day probation period as well. Best of luck!