senior citizens Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deadly Playtime

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can play as a zombie and never have to worry about getting old! we got potions that make u look forever young and u can party like it’s 1899! come join the fun and never grow up again, cuz who wants to be a boring adult when u can be a forever young zombie on our server! plus, we got diamond armor that makes u invincible and u can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes. join now and be forever young on our server, where age is just a number and fun is forever!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6410	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

BoomerCraft – No Impulse Buys

age difference, age group differences, BoomerCraft, buys, Decision making, Elderly, financial behavior, financial choices, financial decision factors, financial decision-making, financial habits, financial influence, impulse, impulsive behavior, impulsive financial decisions, influence, Millennials, older people, peer influence, peer pressure, senior citizens, young adults, young generation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2719	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the cool grandpas and grandmas out there! Forget about those young whipper snappers, this server is where all the real OGs hang out. We got diamond-encrusted walkers, enchanted dentures, and potions of eternal youth for those who want to relive their glory days. Plus, we have a retirement home built entirely out of emerald blocks, because why not? So come join us, where the only thing more impulsive than our financial decisions is our love for Minecraft!

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Emeralds Found:	8773
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	296
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

BoomerGenGone_MinecraftSMP

Aging population, baby boomers, BoomerGenGone_MinecraftSMP, demographics, elder care, Elderly, end of life, funeral industry, generation, generational shift, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Inheritance, legacy planning, life expectancy, Long Term Care, mortality, Pension, Retirement, senior citizens, social security

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of baby boomers vs Gen Z in a virtual world showdown. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be hilarious!

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild llamas. Legend has it that only those with the dankest memes can unlock its treasures. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chicken, he will grant you three wishes. Sounds clucking crazy, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be prepared for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life! Remember, the fate of the baby boomers generation hangs in the balance – don’t miss out on all the fun!

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9007
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Items Found:	6467	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

BlockyHire: 10K Freelancers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1536	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	445
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can hire an army of remote freelancers to build your dream pixelated palace! Need a giant statue of yourself made out of diamond blocks? No problem, just send a request to one of our 10,000 freelancers and watch it magically appear in your virtual world.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame those pesky dragons and turn them into your loyal pets. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Just ask our Whisperer and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper DJ. Dance the night away with exploding beats and make friends with all the creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!

MartianAquaCraft

Astrobiology, Astronomy, crust, discovery, Extraterrestrial, liquid water, mars, mars water, martian, Martian crust, Martian surface, MartianAquaCraft, planetary exploration, red planet, reservoirs, Science, Space discovery, space exploration, space research, underground water, Water

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	581	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ earth? well come join our minecraft server where we got MARS WATER! yep, u heard right, liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust! come build ur own space base and mine for space diamonds while sippin’ on that sweet sweet Mars water. who needs earth when u can have Mars water, amirite? join us now and become a space pioneer in the craziest minecraft server in the galaxy!

VitD50 Survival Craft

Craft, Survival, VitD50

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

yo, dis server be like finding a diamond in a mine full of dirt. we got vitamin D levels higher than a giraffe’s neck, boosting your survival probability like a boss. ain’t no confounders gonna mess with you here, we got your back like a trusty diamond sword. join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one vitamin D level at a time!

GladiatorMC

Adventure, Bosses, Builds, Community, Currency, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Playerwarps, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

the GladiatorMC’s Skyblock is a good and fun minecraft server with alot of unique and innovative features like:

Custom jobs Custom bosses Custom Currency Unique Dungeons Frequent updates! Public playerwarps to show off your builds and alot more!

Want to find out what we have to offer more? join us today!

gladiatormc.com

Country Clubs [Vanilla] [Peaceful] No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Overview:

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States?	While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9181
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

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