MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

RuskiCraft: Low Imports, High Shenanigans

circumvention, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, Economy, EU imports, EU-Russia relations, european union, Geopolitical, global trade, HIGH, import trends, Imports, international relations, Politics, record lows, RuskiCraft, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, sanctions evasion, Shenanigans, Trade, trade restrictions

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.

we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).

we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).

TimberCraft: Climate Clash!

#sustainability, adaptation, agriculture, Biodiversity, clash, climate, climate change, climate crisis, Competition, cropland, Deforestation, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, Global timber supply, global warming, land suitability, land use, Natural resources, Resources, study, timber production, TimberCraft

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can save da global timber supply from climate change!!! yea dat’s right, u can be a hero in minecraft by planting trees and stopping da land from moving northwards!!!

imagine a world where food and timber are in a battle for survival, and only u can help them!!! build treehouses, create epic forests, and show climate change who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

so join now and be a part of da solution, not da problem!!! save da trees, save da world, and have a blast doing it in dis insane minecraft server!!!

Cavern in a Tavern: Where creepers ask for ID before exploding. #hermitcraft-like #chill #SimpleVoiceChat #long-term

age range, apply, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Exploding, FRIDAY, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, java edition, long term, Longterm, Mature Players, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mob Heads, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, Simplevoicechat, smp, Survival, TAVERN

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

1. What are the age ranges of players in the community?

Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.

2. When will the server open?

The server will open this Friday.

3. Is there an application process to play on the server?

Yes, there is an application process in place.

4. What are the rules of the server?

We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.

Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre comment, burger, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culinary insult, culinary mystery, Food, food confusion, food critique, hamburgers, insult, Minecraft, Mystery, pussy, Server, strange, strange flavor, strange food, strange taste, Taste, unusual insult

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

StompCraft SMP: Serbia Edition

authoritarian regime, BALKANS, belgrade, carpet bomb, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Edition, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international relations, mass destruction, military aggression, NATO intervention, political conflict, protest, Serbia, smp, Stomp Serbia, StompCraft, Vučić, War Crimes, WARFARE, weapons of mass destruction

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we take on the role of international spies trying to stop Vučić from developing weapons of mass destruction in Serbia.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7557	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	174	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5849	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Spears Created:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	179
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	New Chunks Explored:	142969
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7092
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	779930
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	198	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4232	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Crazy senile Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. What are the age ranges of players in the community?

2. When will the server open?

3. Is there an application process to play on the server?

4. What are the rules of the server?