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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anons, Beach, big, BlockyBanter, boobies, dft, Drama, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, long tail tags, Minecraft, nutslop, PLAP, rules, Server, shoot, tags, Thread, Worship

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Emeralds Found:	771

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

10. emotional intelligence, 11. gender stereotypes, 12. intimate details, 13. personal boundaries, 14. trust issues, 15. psychological insights, 16. cultural influences, 17. social norms, 18. taboo topics, 19. hidden desires, 2. relationship secrets, 20. gender perspectives., 3. hidden truths, 4. gender dynamics, 5. male secrets, 6. female secrets, 7. gender differences, 8. societal expectations, 9. communication barriers, gender secrets, GenderGossip, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2831
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crops Grown:	7059	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?