haha so like come join our epic minecraft server where we send billions from frozen russian assets to ukraine like what even is that lol. we have the craziest stories like one time a creeper stole all our diamonds but then we found out it was actually a secret agent working for the ender dragon. join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles against evil mobs. plus, our community is so lit you’ll never want to leave. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!
FrozeCraft: Sending Billions to Ukraine
EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army
so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.
oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.
so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine
lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!Sending Monkeys to Pluto – EDEN SMP: 1.21 Survival +18 Small Whitelist Java No-Reset
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Whitelisted, +18 Gameplay No teleport, no kits, no advantages Goal Create enjoyable, toxicity-free environment for long-term play Rules Use common sense, no hacking, no sensitive topics in chat FAQ
Why should you join us?
- No moderators/OPs, everyone here is just another player
- Survival-mode gameplay for long-term projects
- No custom enchants, purely vanilla experience
- Adult community with dedicated players
- Toxicity-free environment
How can I join?
If you’re interested in joining, add .chro on discord and request to be whitelisted. You will be given the IP and invited to the discord server.
MissileMadnessMC
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.
the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.
CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden sending long-range cruise missiles to ukraine for funsies! watch as the missiles fly across the map and blow up unsuspecting players, it’s a blast! literally. join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! who needs peace when you can have explosions? join now and be part of the madness!SkyPicTowerCraft
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!JetCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got fighter jets flyin’ all over the place like it’s a freakin’ air show! We got so many jets, you’ll think you’re in Top Gun or somethin’! And guess what? It only cost us $10 billion to modernize our forces, so you know we mean business!Join now and experience the thrill of dodgin’ fighter jets while you mine for diamonds and build your dream castle! Who needs dragons when you got fighter jets, amirite? So come on down and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever see!
CanuckCraft: Cuban-Russian Voyage
so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like a crazy adventure, man. we got canadian ships going to cuba with russia, like what even is that? it’s all carefully planned, like a mastermind plot in a movie or something. join our server and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, it’s a total trip, dude. come join the fun and let’s sail to cuba together, eh?MapleCraftRocketFun
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ROCKET MOTORS FROM CANADA FLYIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BLAST UR WAY THRU BLOCKS LIKE A MADMAN AND MAKE UR OWN CRAZY ROCKET SHIP TO FLY TO THE MOON AND BACK! JOIN NOW AND BE DA FIRST TO EXPLODE UR WAY TO VICTORY!