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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6549 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!