semicurvy Minecraft Servers

semicurvy Minecraft Servers

  • Maryland Soy Milk: Your semi-curvy, mature, vanilla Minecraft server with a touch of java and a splash of Discord! 1.20.4

    Maryland Soy Milk: Your semi-curvy, mature, vanilla Minecraft server with a touch of java and a splash of Discord! 1.20.4
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8509
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

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    About Us
    Mariland SMP, established March 1st 2024, is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server. Our meadows themed spawn area is the focal point where you can build and interact with others in the community. Sprawling paths and easily accessible minecart tracks connecting homes and markets, the land is ever-evolving. Our aim is to create an environment that fosters creativity through collaborative events and chatting on Discord.
    Server Information
    Difficulty: Hard
    Ram: 10GB
    Version: Java 1.20.4
    Host Location: Europe
    TNT-duping: Enabled
    Rules
    – Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling
    – Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs
    – Do not exploit any glitches
    – Do not use any derogatory language
    – Respect all players
    – Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)
    – Do not enter the end until the server-wide ender dragon fight
    Communication
    Our community uses Discord for communication, to contact each other and share important information regarding the server or events. A microphone is beneficial but not required.
    Application
    Apply here!

    FAQ

    1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

    No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Respect other players’ hard work and creations.

    2. Are hacked clients or x-ray resource packs allowed?

    No, the use of hacked clients or x-ray resource packs is not allowed. Play fairly and enjoy the game.

    3. How can I communicate with other players?

    We use Discord as our main communication platform. Feel free to join our server’s Discord community to chat with other players.

    4. Can I enter the end before the server-wide ender dragon fight?

    No, please wait until the scheduled server-wide ender dragon fight. This is to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    5. Can I build temporary structures like dirt houses?

    No, please respect the world terrain and avoid building temporary or unsightly structures like dirt houses or 1×1 pillars.

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  • Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

    Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3200
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

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    Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

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  • NoSmokeNoProbsMC

    NoSmokeNoProbsMC
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1095
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Emeralds Found: 441 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

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    Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

    Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

    Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

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  • CraftyGirlz

    CraftyGirlz
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9664
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 184
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

    Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4459
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

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    So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6043
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2923 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5660
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

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    Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

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  • The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

    The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4067
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Alien Abductions: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1049
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

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    Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

    We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

    So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

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  • MomRageCraft

    MomRageCraft
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7955
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

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    Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

    Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

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  • BlockyTimeMachine

    BlockyTimeMachine
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7518
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

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  • Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5503
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

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    Nethria Network Overview

    Features Description
    No Gens No automatic faction generators allowed
    No Custom Enchants Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
    Balanced economy Economic system designed for fair play
    Custom World One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
    Unique Features New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
    Crates Rewards for players
    Vote rewards Incentives for voting
    Raid options Multiple ways to raid factions
    PVP Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

    Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

    IP: play.nethria.pro

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    Site: www.nethria.pro

    Discord: discord.nethria.pro

    FAQ

    Q: What version is compatible with the server?

    A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

    Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

    A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

    Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

    A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

    Q: Is the server EU-based?

    A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 7886
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Farms Harvested: 182
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

    Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

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