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WeddingDressDrama50%

aita, artisan, beadwork, bride, Budget, groom, guestlist, Marriage, native american, Obnoxious, POVERTY, RESERVATION, semi retired, throwaway account, Traditional, traditional feast, tribal elders, tribal gown, wedding dress, wedding planner, WeddingDressDrama50

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses? Want to spice up your big day with a traditional tribal gown that costs more than your entire wedding budget? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, complete with traditional dancers, drummers, and a feast catered by women on the reservation. And don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual money to throw around, so feel free to splurge on that $33,000 gown made by our artisan.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy drama and outrageous wedding demands. Will you be the one to stand up to your fiancé and say enough is enough? Or will you give in to her every whim and watch your budget go up in flames?

Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our Minecraft server!

Too Easy Minecraft SMP Fun Games

baby tier, basic gameplay, boring games, childhood games, dull games, EASY, easy games, Fun, games, lack of challenge, lack of difficulty, lack of engagement., low difficulty, Minecraft, no excitement, not challenging, not fun as an adult, simple games, smp, too easy, unchallenging, unenjoyable games, unsatisfying gameplay, unstimulating games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, baby-tier servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Do you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you had to actually work for your diamonds and fend off creepers like a true warrior? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the challenges are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs. From dodging lava traps to battling giant mutant chickens, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous Endermen have taken over the spawn point and are wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on the Endermen and restore peace to our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but the memories you make on our server will last a lifetime.

PartnerPeculiaritiesMinecraftSMP

adorable, Beloved, charming, cute, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, love, odd, one of a kind, partner, PartnerPeculiaritiesMinecraftSMP, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, strange, SWEET, Unique, weird

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Obsidian” competition. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the weirdest and wildest players around. One player is convinced they are a real-life llama and only communicates in llama noises, while another player has built an entire village made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who serenades you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ores Mined:	9734
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of losing friends after a breakup? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again because our virtual world is a breakup-proof zone. Our magical pixels have the power to mend even the most shattered friendships, turning enemies into allies once more. So come on down and let’s build some bridges (literally and figuratively) on this wacky server where drama is forbidden and friendship is forever!

VoronCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, drone strike, emergency, explosion, Fire, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Server, VoronCraft, Voronezh Oblast, warehouse, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3489	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Star Shards Collected:	192
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

lol imagine if u were just tryna play some minecraft and then u see a giant fireball in the sky and u find out its from a drone strike on a russian ammunition warehouse like wtf 😂 join our server for some explosive fun just like that fireball but without the destruction cuz we keep it safe here 😎 plus u never know when a drone strike might happen again so might as well be prepared and build ur own bunker in our server lmao 🚀🔥💣 #minecraft #explosivefun #droneattackparty

SaboCraftEU: MI6 vs CIA vs Russia

#covert operations, cia, cyber attacks, diplomatic relations, Espionage, Europe, foreign interference, government agencies, intelligence agencies, international relations, MI6, national security, political tensions, propaganda efforts, reckless campaign, russia, SaboCraftEU, sabotage, security threat, Warning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s like the MI6 and CIA are all up in here warning about some crazy sabotage stuff happening in Europe, but like, don’t worry about that because our server is like, the safest place ever.

Join us and be a secret agent, fighting off evil Russian spies and saving Europe from total destruction. We’ve got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake that only the coolest players know.

Plus, like, our mods are like, super spies themselves, always watching out for any suspicious activity and making sure everyone is having a blast. So come join us, and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Abs for All Server

#workout, 6 pack, 8 pack, abdominal muscles, abs, Bodybuilding, core strength, defined abs, Exercise, family pack, FITNESS, gym, health, Muscles, Physical fitness, ripped abs, Server, six-pack abs, strength training, toned abs, washboard abs

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1347	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

come join our server where everyone has abs, but not just any abs, we’re talking 6 pack, 8 pack, or even the elusive family pack abs! why settle for just a regular old 6 pack when you can have a whole family pack of abs on our server?

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.

want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!

plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you’re a noob or a seasoned pro. so come join us and experience the craziest, most abs-tastic Minecraft server around!

Auk’s Decline: West Greenland Server

Alle alle, Arctic, Auks, Biodiversity, breeding pairs, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Decline, decline in population, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental, Greenland, habitat loss, little auk, marine birds, Population, population decline, seabirds, Server, West, West Greenland, wildlife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Potions Brewed:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the little auk, Alle alle, have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. watch as they build tiny igloos and fish for tiny fish in the rivers. it’s a sight to behold, mate. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of ice blocks that will blow your mind. join now before the little auks decide to migrate to a different server and leave us all behind. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, folks.

What is the IP for Viva La Dirt League Minecraft Server?

#gamer, bored, Dirt, epic npc man, game logic, Gaming, League, Minecraft, NPC Man, online gaming, playtech, PUBG, pubg funny, pubg live action, PUBG Logic, pubg logic supercut, pubg mobile, pubg movie, pubg parody, pubg real life, pubg skits, Server, viva, Viva La Dirt League, viva la dirt league pubg, vldl, vldl pubg

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Viva La Dirt League is a New Zealand-based YouTube channel known for creating gaming comedy sketches, parodies, and music videos. The trio behind the channel, Alan Morrison, Rowan Bettjeman, and Adam King, started creating content in 2011 and have since gained a large following of over 2 million subscribers. They are best known for their popular series “Epic NPC Man” and “Bored,” which poke fun at video game stereotypes and experiences. Viva La Dirt League continues to entertain fans with their unique brand of humor and creativity.

DV Raids

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

[BETA] PvP – Raids – Factions – No Pay To Win – 1.20.1 Backwards Compatible – Top Faction Cash Prize at the end of the season. Tired of modern faction servers that are filled with p2w ranks that overshadow the gameplay of O.G. factions? Well look no further, we’re bringing back the good old gameplay from the past. [NEW RELEASE… STILL IN BETA][Looking for staff]

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HetzMC.EU

Adventure, Community, Creative, Earth, Economy, EU, Experience, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, HetzMC, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Hello and welcome to HetzMC.EU!

On this server you can play many different game modes; for example: Practice, SkyBlock, World, and much more. There is something for everyone to discover and experience.

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