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GF vs. BF Minecraft Server

Abilities, academy club, arrogance, Beginners, best player, college players, Competition, dynamic, Europe, football, Minecraft, physical play, pick-up game, relationships, semi-pro team, Server, showboating, Skills, Soccer, sports, uneven teams, UNFAIR, winning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and show off your skills just like this football pro did against his girlfriend and her friends.

Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.

But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!

SeaLevelSOSCraft

#sustainability, climate adaptation, climate change, climate emergency, coastal communities, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global average, global SOS, natural disasters, Ocean, overflowing, Pacific, Pacific Islands, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSOSCraft, UN chief, united nations, urgent action, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	6943
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the ocean is overflowing with diamonds and emeralds! the UN chief is sending out a global SOS because our server is so lit, the sea-level rise is outstripping the global average! swim with dolphins and build underwater castles before the ocean takes over the whole world! hurry and join before you have to craft a boat just to log in!

SpudCraft: The Potato Patch of Vanilla Goodness

AFK display, age requirement, Bluemap, collaborative build projects, Community, concrete dust, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Game Nights, goodness, Head Drops, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Patch, Potato, shopping district, shulker shells, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat mod, wandering traders

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	7023

SpudCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it around two months old! Join the Discord and submit your application to be a part of this welcoming community.

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community united by our love for Minecraft, aiming to grow into a safe and trusting community.
What features does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command to return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Purely vanilla with essential datapacks 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects, events, game nights BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amateur porn, ban users, banging, BlockyBanter, cute couples, Fake, fake professional porn, For-profit, major porn sites, Minecraft, new videos, non-commercial, original content, Server, uploading, worsening porn industry

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	134
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6218

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	2494
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Farms Harvested:	500	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crops Grown:	5061	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8365	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	165	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover