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Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, Whining

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	913
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

Adventure, August 27th, Community, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Minecraft, mmorpg, ONLINE, Resources, RPG, September 11th, smp, Square Enix, The Rising, Trail, Updates, xivg

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5910
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Votes:	2654
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9171	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

behzinga, ksi, Minecraft, miniminter, moresidemen, Server, sidemen, tbjzl, VIKKSTAR, wroetoshaw, Zerkaa

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

MortalMC Beta

Adventure, alliances, building, Clans, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Leveling, Magic, mmorpg, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

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Silkys LifeSteal

bunch, first, Hosting, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, New server, Server, Silkys, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

silkysmp.feathermc.gg