Semi-Functional Gameplay Minecraft Servers

Semi-Functional Gameplay

  • Worst Player 3ver SMP: Chill Build!

    Worst Player 3ver SMP: Chill Build!

    New Minecraft Servers# The Worst Players 3ver SMP

    A Chaotic Vanilla+ Sandbox for Semi-Functional Humans [1.21.7]

    Discord: Join Us

    Welcome to the Party! This is a chill spot for adults who want to play Minecraft without the drama. Here, it’s all about fun, building, and hanging out. Join our close-knit crew and make this place feel like home!

    ### What to Expect:

    Vanilla+ Vibes Enjoy core vanilla fun with cool tweaks: – One-player sleep – Mob heads – Anti-griefing

    Mature Community – Ages 18+ – Active Discord – Weekly fun – Deep Minecraft know-how

    Earn Your Stuff No pay-to-win nonsense. Just grind and build!

    Low Lag, High Uptime We run on top-tier hardware so creepers lag less and surprise you more.

    ### Why Choose Us?

    Adult-Only Fun A drama-free zone for grown-ups. Enjoy Minecraft in peace.

    Enhanced Vanilla We keep the game real but add some nice bits to make it better.

    Home-Like Vibe Our players are friends. Many call this place their second home.

    Helpful Staff Got a question? Our team is here to help you out.

    Community Events Join in on fun builds and challenges. There’s always something going on!

    Stable Play Enjoy smooth play with 20 TPS. We keep it running great.

    Fair Trading Trade with pals and use our shops for easy deals.

    Explore Big With a 200k x 200k world, there’s tons to see and do.

    Java/Bedrock Ready Play on either version and join the fun with everyone.

    Whitelisted We keep it safe with a whitelist. Your builds are protected.

    Your Ideas Matter Share your thoughts in #suggestions on Discord.

    ### Cool Features:

    – One-player sleep – Extra structures – Enchantments – Admin tools for safety

    Join us and see what you can create! We can’t wait to meet you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Worst Players 3ver SMP: Chill Vibes

    Worst Players 3ver SMP: Chill Vibes

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Worst Players 3ver SMP — A Fun Place for Grown-Ups to Play Minecraft! 💎

    Welcome to the chaos! If you want a chill spot to play Minecraft with other adults, you’re in the right place. At The Worst Players 3ver, it’s all about fun, laughs, and building cool stuff together.

    What’s in Store for You:

      • 🍞 Vanilla+: Classic Minecraft with some nice tweaks like one-player sleep and mob heads.
      • 🧃 Mature Vibes: Ages 18+, active Discord, and a bunch of fun folks who know their stuff.
      • 🌐 No Reset Map: Enjoy a beautiful world with room for all play styles.
      • ⚒️ Earn It All: No pay-to-win nonsense. Just grind and build.
      • 🐌 Low Lag: Fast server means less lag and more fun.

    Why Join Us:

      • Adult-Only: Drama-free zone for grown-ups to chill and play.
      • Enhanced Gameplay: We keep it real while adding cool features.
      • Home-Like Feel: More than just players; we’re a family.
      • Helpful Staff: Got questions? We’re here for you.
      • Fun Events: Join in on server events and challenges.
      • Stable Play: Enjoy smooth gameplay with 20TPS.
      • Open to Ideas: We love your suggestions to keep things fresh.
      • Trusty Trading: Fair trades and community shops for all.
      • Big World: Explore a massive 250k x 250k area.
      • Cross-Play: Join us whether you’re on Java or Bedrock.
      • Whitelisted: Safe space for your builds and items.

    Cool Features & Plugins:

      • 😴 One-player sleep
      • 🏛️ Extra structures
      • 🪄 Enchantments
      • 🗺️ Dynmap
      • 🛡️ Admin tools for safety

    Join us and see what you can create! Discord Link: Join Here

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • My Rubic’s not Cubic – Minecraft SMP – By Anon

    My Rubic’s not Cubic – Minecraft SMP – By Anon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow blockheads, do I have a story for you! So, picture this: my buddy was just minding his own business, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly he stumbled upon a mysterious player named Rubic. This guy seemed all friendly at first, offering to trade some rare items. But little did my friend know, Rubic was actually a master scammer in disguise!

    Long story short, my buddy ended up losing a whopping $5000 worth of in-game currency to Rubic in a high-stakes bet gone wrong. Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous scams, and maybe even a chance to win big (or lose big, like my poor friend), then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Live the Minecraft Server Life

    Live the Minecraft Server Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like living in Japan, but without the risk of getting involved with the Yakuza or battling shadow creatures like in Persona!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through bustling virtual cities, taking on quests from eccentric NPCs, and maybe even stumbling upon a hidden ramen shop that gives you superpowers (just kidding…or are we?).

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world that’s as wild and unpredictable as a game of Japanese mahjong played by a group of hyperactive monkeys!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kinos for this feel? Minecraft SMP

    Kinos for this feel? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas with lightsabers, and explore a magical land filled with floating islands made of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Therafell

    Therafell

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in and join exploring the Worlds of Therafell! A new and exciting Minecraft experience with diverse builds and open economy! Get to know the inhabitants and their bounding creativity and kindness! You can sail to the islands of Torredrid and experience a truly gruesome challenge! A new kind of hardcore that will make you wish you had enough golden apples to supply you for your adventures! You can put yourself to the test and push the bounds of your creativity in the world of Springstall, where builders come together to create something magical! Enjoy and spend your time here with a welcoming community, where you can play games, create memories and start friendships! Dominate the economy or build your best structure with an open market! The possibilities are infinite in Therafell, and you can be the one to conquer those possibilities.

    join.therafell.world:27278

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Stormy Shelter Minecraft Server

    Stormy Shelter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery like no other.

    Picture this: you’re in a bomb shelter in Israel, contemplating your gender identity while your tits bounce freely. Suddenly, it hits you – you’re actually a man! But wait, there’s more. You’re living a triple life, juggling relationships with Israeli Jews and Palestinian Muslims, all while keeping your true identity hidden. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all. Imagine running through the battlefield, boobs jiggling, and realizing that you need your body intact to survive the war. It’s a struggle, but hey, you can still be a man! And a pooner, whatever that means.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself, join us now! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and tits – what more could you ask for?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dragon Space Ball SMP

    Dragon Space Ball SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

      • Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops when you defeat them in battle. So if you’re looking to bling out your gear, this is the place to be!

      • We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. It’s a wild time, trust us.

      • Our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that roams the ocean, so you never know where you’ll end up next. It’s like a real-life game of Minecraft meets The Life of Pi.

      • The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance routines. It’s like living in a Minecraft version of High School Musical.

      • We have a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight for 30 seconds. It’s like having your own personal elytra, but way more delicious.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and epic, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Parkour Civilization

    Parkour Civilization

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our recreation of Evbo’s Parkour Civilization as a Noob and make your way to the top! super duper incredible features includes: a very tall temple (hopefully) an active community a lot of parkour ik those are some mind blowing features 24/7 server uptime updates daily java & bedrock 1.8-1.21.4 (or whatever the newest version is) join plz I need to pay the bills

    pkciv.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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