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CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

052d89bf99ad298a133c8a77ce3afbcea916c9de349222ddab932242f26ef26f35, Bitches, clapper, CraftyCuntz, cunts, long tail tags, Minecraft, nip slip, screen record, Server, session thread, Show off, tags, Thread, tik tok

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	126
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ores Mined:	4041
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	274
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

DivorceCraft – Not My Fault

Affair, aita, anger, cousin, culture, Difficult, Divorce, DivorceCraft, family, Fault, financial situation, incarceration, insult, ISOLATED, Kids, Police, reconnect, relationship, Resentment, social media, Talk, uncle

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	268

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!

BeeMineCraftServer

BeeMineCraftServer, Choice, Commitment, Contentment, Decision making, forever.., freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-exploration, single

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of being in relationships that are as stable as a creeper in a minefield? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to love and hello to blocks! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about dating and focus on building the perfect castle instead. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe in hand? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovestruck player who died trying to impress their crush with a redstone contraption. So if you want to avoid a similar fate, come join us and embrace the single life in style!

RenewableCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 2024.., carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, energy policy, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, green energy, green technology, Minecraft, power generation, Public, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, Server, Sustainable development

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Votes:	429
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got renewable energy up the wazoo! like, did you know that over 50% of public electricity in the EU comes from renewables now? that’s like, totally rad, dude!

Join our server and harness the power of windmills and solar panels to build the most lit creations ever! imagine a world where creeper explosions are powered by clean, green energy – it’s like, mind-blowing, man!

Plus, we got crazy mini-games where you can race against your friends using only renewable energy sources! who needs gas-guzzling cars when you can ride a solar-powered minecart to victory?

So, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the renewable revolution! let’s save the planet, one block at a time!

RocketRaidersMC

armed conflict, Ceasefire, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas militants, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military escalation, Military operations, Palestinian conflict, political tension, regional instability, rocket attacks, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, security threat, violence

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rockets flying everywhere like Hamas in Khan Yunis, but like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? Imagine dodging rockets while building your epic castle, it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually exploding, bro. Plus, our community is lit AF, like a party in a creeper-infested cave. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

LockOpenCraft

Concept, confusion, contemplation, Door, Interpretation, introspection, Lock, LockOpenCraft, Logic, Mind, misunderstanding, Observation, Open, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, Reality, Reflection, thinking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	302521	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!

our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!

explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.

join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Auctions, Biomes, blocks, Bosses, CREEPERS, Custom Items, dazzling, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, Factories, Join, Join at, Land Claims, Magic, MAGICAL, mobs, planet minecraft, Player Shops, Player Warps, Powers, PvE, Realmportal, RPG, RPG Classes/Levelling, Screenshots, Sethome, Towny, Tpa, Website

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	5883	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3203	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Features
Choose a class with various skills
Level up RPG style and craft unique items
Battle diverse mobs and challenge new bosses
Descend into massive dungeons
Fly on dragons and explore new biomes
Engage in player shops, auctions and factories
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims
QOL features like player warps, /sethome, /tpa
Immersive experience with new textures, models, and sounds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I choose my class?	Yes, players can choose a class with various skills.
Are there bosses to challenge?	Yes, there are over 40 new bosses to challenge.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server.
What kind of economy features are available?	Players can engage in player shops, auctions, and factories.
Are there protection features for my possessions?	Yes, players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims.
Is there a resource pack required to play?	Yes, players can simply accept the resource pack on join.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

Allure, attraction, Charm, Curiosity, cute, CuteCraft, decision, desire, Exotic, FANTASY, flirtation, harem, Invitation, Minecraft, opportunity, proposition, response, romance, seduction, Server, temptation, Unique, WOMAN

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Votes:	2453
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun!

ArcticRain Minecraft Server

amiable locals, ArcticRain, chilly climate, cold temperature, comfortable setting, comfy atmosphere, cozy living, friendly neighbors, friendly people, ideal climate, Minecraft, peaceful environment, precipitation, Rain, rainy days, Safety, Safety Measures, secure location, Server, temperate conditions, tranquil surroundings, Welcoming Community, winter weather

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s colder than your ex’s heart, wetter than a soggy sponge, cozier than a Snuggie, safer than a bank vault, and friendlier than a Golden Retriever on Prozac? Look no further, because our server has all that and more!

Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!

BBQBlockParty Minecraft Server

aita, BBQBlockParty, Boundaries, Business, children, Clinics, close friends, country living, employee BBQ, family, get to know you dinners, holiday parties, home life, hurt feelings, husband, inner circle, intense anxiety, introverted, Invasive, judgement, medical assistants, medical company, Minecraft, park bbq, personal space, Physicians, Private, private person, Sanctuary, Server, team building events, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unkind suggestion, Wives, work colleagues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of your husband inviting all his work buddies over to your house for a BBQ without even asking you first? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual sanctuary away from nosy coworkers and intrusive medical assistants.

On our server, you can create a massive castle surrounded by lava moats and guard dogs to keep out unwanted guests. You can even set up booby traps to deter anyone trying to invade your personal space. And if your husband tries to invite his work friends to your virtual home, just hit him with a virtual diamond sword and send him packing!

So if you’re tired of feeling guilted into hosting awkward gatherings at your real-life house, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as private and introverted as you want. Plus, we have a strict “no coworkers allowed” policy, so you can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet in your own virtual world. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests invading your personal space!