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SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9915	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2897
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9801	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	3142
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Star Shards Collected:	161	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!

F-ListCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “building relationships” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Our server is like no other, with a webchat for textual roleplaying that will have you crafting steamy stories with like-minded players in no time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Hop into our group forums to discuss all things naughty and nice.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eye of Gyatthulu, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of roleplayers brave enough to take on its challenges. Will you be the one to tame this beast and claim its treasures?

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on a journey through a world of fantasy, fun, and F-list shenanigans. Who knows what adventures await you in our pixelated paradise?

BrattyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any family drama like this poor player! Join us and escape the real world craziness with some blocky fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!

So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?