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This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

baby boomers, Boomers, drill, economic trends, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, market analysis, market sell off, market sell signals, market volatility, Minecraft, retirement planning, retirement savings, SELL SELL SELL, selling stocks, smp, stock market, stock market crash, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, wealth management

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles

#announcement, Anime, Apple, berkshire hathaway, Business, Chronicles, comedy, DropoutGabeMC, Economy, finance, gabriel dropout, investing, market, Minecraft, News, Season, SEASON 2, selling stocks, Sequel, smp, stock market, Technology, television, warren buffett

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Season 2 of Gabriel Dropout has been announced and Berkshire Hathaway is selling all of their stocks! It’s pure chaos and you never know what outrageous event will happen next. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a diamond block from Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	633	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	606
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	3770	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2394
Void Armor Forged:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ores Mined:	6261	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	New Chunks Explored:	485674
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Votes:	8426	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!